Your weird/hilarious experiences in real life?

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thread starter illkoyou Apr 13 2010 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I was going to school one day, and it was ninja/pirate day. As I walk in, I see a short, freshman-looking student who seemed to be wearing spandex. I asked him what he was supposed to be, and he said a ninja. I also asked him his grade, and ofcourse, he was a freshman. I then told him "I didn't know ninjas wear spandex." He told me "my mommy said spandex is what ninjas always wear." The fact that he had his phone number written on his bookbag explained how his life was... There was this new kid who was in my lunch period. He was obsessed with ketchup, and took like 20-30 packets a day. The cafeteria people noticed and made him return it, and starting handing out three packets a day. The day after they start doing that he brings a bottle of ketchup.... P.S. We call him "ketchup boy" now. So what about you?

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blast 04/13/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Some random chinese guy streaked my school :o It was disturbing but funny watching the girls run and scream while staring at his bonzai tree.

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LamboRev 04/13/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

When I fractured my arm. Was riding a bike, some guy was talking on his stupid phone and didn't pay attention, scream and told him to move. He didn't notice, stopped my bike, flew 1-2 yards away from my bike, on the floor in pain. 1 guy and 2 girls helped me up, then they fix my cuts and stuff, and the guy was like "your a lucky kid, you got 2 beautiful girls helping you." I felt weird at the moment.

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DitSomeboy 04/13/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I broke my hand at Physical Ed, so I went to the nurse. Inside the little room this kid(he has mental disorders) started singing "Jized in my pants" by lonely island.

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tubring22 04/13/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] DitSomeboy : I broke my hand at Physical Ed, so I went to the nurse. Inside the little room this kid(he has mental disorders) started singing "Jized in my pants" by lonely island. [/quote] I lol'd, i would of sung along, i know every word in it...

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arkrana 04/13/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

There's so much... *thinks of one out of the top of my head* Okay so I was walking home with my friend, then suddenly this random teenager that we didn't know walks in front of us like normal, then stops, turns around, and yells out "CHILD!" while pointing a finger at us. She then walked away as if nothing happened. My friend and I just stood there for a minute thinking "What just happened?" then we started laughing uncontrollably.

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Quest 04/13/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] October : Today, actually, I was talking to this guy who I normally hate.. somehow he mentions "Hey, have you ever played a game called MapleStory?" I was like just "oh god, I'm so happy I'm not the only one." This doesn't change my view of him though, he's still annoying, but I'll respect him more, because he quit aswell. xD [/quote] Hahahahha, Nicole

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DitSomeboy + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Oh there's another one. This lady at a supermarket was giving out flyers about jeohovawitnesses. She hands one to me and I hold it in my hand akwardly. When my mom came over to me and saw the flyer, the lady snatched it back and said, "NO!" after that, she just scurried away.

My Characters: Ditsome - 52 Windia Bandit

hornhunter1 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

it was on april fools day... rofl lmaothis guy in my class was like "I CANT TAKE IT ANY MORE!" and jumped out the window (2 story school) and then when we looked if he was dead he was on a matress and said "April fools!" then he came back up to the class room lol. everyone was like I SHOULDA FILMED THAT! rofl

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DitSomeboy + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] hornhunter1 : it was on april fools day... rofl lmaothis guy in my class was like "I CANT TAKE IT ANY MORE!" and jumped out the window (2 story school) and then when we looked if he was dead he was on a matress and said "April fools!" then he came back up to the class room lol. everyone was like I SHOULDA FILMED THAT! rofl [/quote] If he aimed wrong, he would be in risk of dying.

My Characters: Ditsome - 52 Windia Bandit