with the world nearing its end only one man

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thread starter br333 Apr 02 2010 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

CAN SAVE THE DAY! As a giant asteroid hurls towards Planet Earth, with the speed and mass to cripple our very foundation, only YOU have the power to stop it! It's time to use your smarts, savvy, guts, and.... possibly good looks? to stop the utter destruction of the little rock in space we call home. The fate of Earth is now resting in your hands... so just one question is left to answer.... what do you do now? My answer: I would strike a hot pose in front of the local news and yell out, "Everyone go to where the meteor (yes meteor not asteroid. no one knows the difference anyways) is going to hit earth to make a cushion on the impact site. I will be on the other side of Earth! *sexy sexy wink* Save me people of towns ville!" News stations would realize people like to look at me and so all the TV stations start airing it. The world is entranced with my beauty and goes and softens the blow of the asteroid hitting earth, but as consequence, 99.9% of the population is a goner. Also, for a day, the whole world smells like BBQ. But.... the EARTH is technically saved. The people on it may be dead, but that just means more delicious, free, radiated corpses all for the pickens. ^_^ Then I would get super powers from eating the radiation and just save the Earth Super Man style next time. BAM! P.S.! I LIKE TO RUIN YOUR IDEAS OF SAVING THE WORLD, SO WATCH OUT FOR THE NOTORIOUS Br333!

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itzxDanny 04/02/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Use Kamehameha on the asteroid. The asteroid explodes. And I get the same power as Goku

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Debunii 04/02/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

4 words: Twenty five nuclear missles

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dragon2923 04/02/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

falcon punch it

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br333 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

@itzxDanny: After you shoot the asteroid, it explodes into thousands of giant boulders that rain down from the heavens and for days fire balls smash into Earth causing complete chaos! @Debunii: The blast from the nukes hits earth and radiation sprinkles over us. We are all alive, but have 5 legs, most in which do not work... Oddly, less of our legs work than when we had 2. @dragon2923: The asteroid is only about 6 feet from the Earth when you are able to Falcon Punch it.... FAIL!

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DeMoNiAk 04/02/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I'll p.hagocyte it.

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br333 04/02/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] DeMoNiAk : I'll p.hagocyte it. [/quote] As the asteroid gets closer, you realize it was much bigger than you first thought. You open your mouth and try and eat it, but instead just squish along with the other millions of people eating normal sized stuff.

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Fireless 04/02/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

But its 6 feet long and burned up in the atmosphere the end ;)

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DeMoNiAk + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] br333 : As the asteroid gets closer, you realize it was much bigger than you first thought. You open your mouth and try and eat it, but instead just squish along with the other millions of people eating normal sized stuff. [/quote] I'll eat particle by particle. I'm that fast.

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itzxDanny + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] br333 : @itzxDanny: After you shoot the asteroid, it explodes into thousands of giant boulders that rain down from the heavens and for days fire balls smash into Earth causing complete chaos! [/quote] Too bad for the people then. I'll just explode the giant boulders into microscopic pieces. Take everyoen to the moon and make civilization

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br333 04/02/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] Fireless : But its 6 feet long and burned up in the atmosphere the end ;) [/quote] As Fireless sits smugly talking about how it's only 6 feet, he picks up a dictionary and looks up the definition of "giant." OH NO! Says Fireless. Then END!

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KhaniMiasma 04/02/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Well, the asteroid is coming in 2036. So, our job is to make the biggest Welcome Home party Evah! Then, the asteroid will see our efforts to welcome him/her and he/she will cry and say, "you did all this for me? I'm so touched. I will not destroy your minuscule planet. Continue to live on and produce like no other intelligent species has. But before I leave I will drop a small piece of me over the skies of North Korea and Iran. Toodoos. Love you!" and the meteorite leaves earth with a huge smile. OR we can develop a giant trampoline in the sky made out of the nanomites or w/e it's called that michio kaku talks about in his sci fi science shows. Then the meteor will hit the trampoline and do a barrel roll! and then fly out into space.

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stripper54 04/02/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

chuck norris.

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br333 04/02/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] DeMoNiAk : I'll eat particle by particle. I'm that fast. [/quote] Asteroid are very cold and you get brain freeze. Everyone knows it takes at LEAST 5 seconds to recover from brain freeze and it only takes an instant for the world to be destroyed! *dramatic music* [quote] itzxDanny : Too bad for the people then. I'll just explode the giant boulders into microscopic pieces. Take everyoen to the moon and make civilization [/quote] You take people to the moon and they cant breath. DEATH! SHINAGAMI CHOPPA ON CIVILIZATION!

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Slimer49r 04/02/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

The answer is we use the Pok�mon's powers to save the world!

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