It's okay to KS noobs.

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thread starter winterfresh Apr 01 2010 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Are you tired of getting KSed by dexless sins? Have you ever wanted to summon a balrog on them for taking your map? Now you can get back at those troublesome KSers with the InstaNoob! With this new tool, you can use and abuse a personalized level 76 hermit that only throws snail shells at your favorite monsters (I will be the one getting ksed). For an extremely low price of 5 million mesos per hour, you can get your very own limited edition InstaNoob! But that's not all: the InstaNoob will come with it's own sauna robe, zhelm, pac, fs, dep star, and snail shells! Don't wait; get your InstaNoob now before KSers rampage over your map! Contact me on TacoTyrant for more information. EDIT: Apparently, some people are having difficulty understanding the service. You can take your anger out by ksing me, your InstaNoob.

My Characters: turniptide - 76 Scania Hermit

MiGoreng 04/01/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

im sure your just gonna ask there log in info

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mrladii 04/01/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] LongCrayon : Tired of people quoting stolen quotes that are being stolen? Get some NX today! [/quote] Tired of people being unoriginal? We understand your pain. Get some NX today!

iiHasNoName 04/01/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] Kalemora : Tired of getting KSed by noobs? Get some NX today! [/quote] LOL! This is win. I also saw 1 on the page that sez "Are you ready for Evan? Get some NX today!"

My Characters: DragonCTRL - 46 Scania Evan 4th Growth

MrSharky 04/01/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] LongCrayon : Tired of people quoting stolen quotes that are being stolen? Get some NX today! [/quote] C-C-C-Combo breaker!

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LongCrayon 04/01/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] mrladii : Tired of people being unoriginal? We understand your pain. Get some NX today! [/quote] Tired of people being original? We understand your pain. Bold Letters Here.

My Characters: Pursuant - 60 Mardia Evan 6th Growth

Kaboobs 04/01/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Sigh* looks like another internet meme is in the making.

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SeanBerry 04/01/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] shunghi954 : Tired of people quoting stolen quotes? Get some NX today! [/quote] Tired of being tired? Get some rest today!

My Characters: HotBowlOfPee - 50 KradiaGMS Night Walker

mrladii + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Do you have a Maplestory addiction? Gift some NX today!

FaTaLP3NGU1N + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Can I hab a Instanub, I will take good care of its equips...

My Characters: DizzInfinite - 70 Scania Sniper

winterfresh 04/01/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] DoubleMint : I could use an InstaNoob this saturday. [/quote] When and where would you like to KS me?

My Characters: turniptide - 76 Scania Hermit

mrladii 04/01/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] winterfresh : When and where would you like to KS me? [/quote] Are you ready for VIP rocks? Get some NX today!

winterfresh 04/01/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

The service doesn't even require NX...

My Characters: turniptide - 76 Scania Hermit

DarkZero255 04/01/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

gah, i stumbled into an infomercial-... i mean infothread. there's no toll free number-... i mean character so i can't order :/

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c0sa 04/01/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] Kalemora : Tired of getting KSed by noobs? Get some NX today! [/quote] HAHAHAHAAHAHA. OMG that made my day...

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Blackmanrific 04/01/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

This is awesome. Ill buy 4 hours =p

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