20 facts that may prove pirates are better than thieves

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thread starter kingyduffy Mar 22 2010 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Was bored and too bored to make a song so... 1. Ninjas don�t choose to be sneaky, they have to be. The only way that they can kill anyone is if they sneak up and stab them in the back and then run away. Pirates basically announce that they are coming because they know that no one can stop them. 2. Ninjas have poor social skills. That is why they are such loners. Do you ever see a loner pirate? No. 3. Pirates get all the booty. 4. Famous pirate movie: Pirates of the Caribbean (Johnny Depp is a pimp) Famous ninja movie: 3 Ninjas (enough said) 5. Pirates get pet monkeys and parrots. Ninjas get nothing. 6. Pirates eat meat off the bone. Ninjas eat low fat yogurt (it�s the only thing that is transportable enough for them to carry in their bathrobes or whatever the heck they wear). 7. Pirates get to use cool words such as savvy and argh. Ninjas don�t talk (poor social skills, remember?). 8. 84% of ninjas are homosexual. Look it up. It�s a fact. 9. Pirates speak English. Ninjas barely talk at all. (sorry was too bored to notice the mistake as she said =P so i edited it) 10. One might say, �Well what about the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Now, I will admit that the Ninja Turtles are awesome. Unfortunately, they are NOT ninjas. According to TheFreeDictionary.com, The definition of a ninja is �a person skilled in ninjitsu. The definition of a person is �a living human. Therefore, a ninja is �a living human skilled in ninjitsu. Since they are turtles, they are not ninjas. 11. George Washington was a pirate. 12. Pirates have been known to eat up to 70 pancakes in one sitting. Can a ninja do that? No sir. 13. Pirates have a universal symbol: the Jolly Roger. 14. Ninjas have no famous Disney characters. Pirates have Captain Hook. 15. Pirates sing pirate songs. Ninjas just read Cosmo. 16. No one can make artificial limbs look cool like pirates can. 17. Pirates get to pillage. Pillage...what a freaking cool word. 18. Shakespeare prefers pirates. There are pirates in The Tempest. Are there ninjas in any of Shakespeare's works? No! 19. In the song "That's Life", Frank Sinatra sings, "I've been a puppet, a pauper, A PIRATE, a poet, a pawn and a king." Frank Sinatra is a pirate, FRANK SINATRA. Beat that, ninjas. 20. Ninjas don't get to keep the stuff that they steal. They give it to their government. You know what that means? Ninjas work for the man. That's right, THE MAN. Nobody likes the man. Nobody. Got this from facebook ha.

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manocheese 03/22/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] Myterac : 21. Ninjas get better animes like Naruto. Pirates get sorry excuses for animes like One Piece. [/quote] fixed =)

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xxkkrocksxx 03/22/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] smartguy11 : Lol the TS added that part after RoflPandar posted. [/quote] Didn't he edit that because of number 9 as I orginally said?

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Antagactis 03/22/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

yarr harr ?

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Mylukdied 03/22/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Well in maple dits outdamage pirates.....

tommyboy123 03/22/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

there was a good ninja move.. NINJA ASSASSIN it was pwnage~

Myterac + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] xxkkrocksxx : Didn't he edit that because of number 9 as I orginally said? [/quote] Too bad he changed it. I was going to ask. "So what do Spanish pirates speak?" [quote] manocheese : Fixed =) [/quote] You sure? I found two errors. =p [quote] tommyboy123 : There was a good ninja move.. NINJA ASSASSIN it was pwnage~ [/quote] Lol

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Debtor 03/22/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I agree, though first you say thieves, then start with ninjas.

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dariidar 03/22/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

HAHA great stuff except, ninjas aren't samurais. They work for no one.

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markedmask 03/22/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

too bad the average pirates life span is just a few years. Most pirates, once they start pirating, only survive 2-3 years.

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jownay 03/22/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Hahahahaha ninja assasin....the literal meaning wmight make sense but it sounds funny...like police cops

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Myterac 03/22/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] markedmask : too bad the average pirates life span is just a few years. Most pirates, once they start pirating, only survive 2-3 years. [/quote] Ninjas are pretty epic though. Pirates are nasty, smell and look disgusting, horrible god awful breath, and don't shower for several YEARS (wtf)

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PinapplePoPo + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] Mylukdied : Well in maple dits outdamage pirates..... [/quote] well i guess dits can outdamage slingers in just 2nd job but brawlers can outdamage them about anytime i say o_o

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dragon2923 03/22/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] tommyboy123 : there was a good ninja move.. NINJA ASSASSIN it was pwnage~ [/quote] Well that's typical american ninja vision... This movie was in fact a big failure.

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Mylukdied 03/22/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

When I think brawler I think thare should a ufc class when's the last time u seen a pirate punch some one?(Not in maple)

xlolsinditsx + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

@ no. 11 George Washington was a butt pirate?

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