To men who pee standing up

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thread starter Valentino Mar 08 2010 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Is their a strategy to it? Every time I pee standing up using a toilet it splashes around everywhere or makes too much noise. Is their a strategy? 90% of the time I pee its sitting down and my friends told me I'm weird for doing so. Discuss. Edit: What about the urinal? Where do I aim than?

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zezaru 03/08/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Using the toilet or the urinal?

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raisuke 03/08/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

hahahhahahahahahahhah, you're joking right? you pee sitting down?

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tiganior1 03/08/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Sit down, absolutely little to no noise. Standing up, make it a whirlpool.

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megaf6 03/08/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

You aim on the side of the bowl, where there's no water. Very little splash, and very little noise. You're basically a urinating ninja.

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Freezinnn 03/08/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I try peeing at the very edge where there's water and then it's the bowl. It usually doesn't make any splashback, but it is sometimes pretty loud, if you don't aim just right.

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SodaCan121 03/08/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

haha this made my day. anyway one tip is to lift up the seat. trust me it helps. also dont aim for the water, aim towards the egdes so theres no sound

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Valentino 03/08/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

What about the urinal? Where do I aim than?

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Joopiex3 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Well, I'm going to be immature on this topic... Please forgive me. Lol SITTING DOWN? Hm, use a urinal or wait till' you have to take a dump and then take a leak.I hate using the word "pee," make me feel like a girl lol. PS: I JUST REMEMBERED.. When I stay up late and have to use the restroom, I usually piss on the area that has no water and is Slanted downward to avoid the DUDUDUDU noise. I think this would work effectively for not making splashes since it creates a steady flow like water down a window in those Chinese restaurants. EDIT: again ;o, Man this makes me feel lame for paying attention to this ._. .

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DrkFireBlade 03/08/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

i pee standing up cus' my accuracy is dat good.

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christ1244 03/08/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

eww! lol. now lets make a thread about how girls pee

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calvinbengal 03/08/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I piss directly in the water in toilets to let people know I'm letting out a lot! haha.

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abnotsu 03/08/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Your dad should have taught you how to pee while standing up properly when you were still little.

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dontran18 03/08/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

No offense but are you a girl? o.o Only girls sit down to pee we guys stand up

megaf6 03/08/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

It's kinda degrading to the male race if you pee sitting down. My friend's parents force him to pee sitting down. I feel so bad for him

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