"Atheist jokes" :)

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thread starter Rationale Mar 03 2010 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

An agnostic atheist and gnostic atheist come across a burning bush saying "I am that I am". The agnostic starts looking for a tape recorder but the atheist just shrugs and reaches for his marshmallows. Share; A little old Christian lady comes out onto her front porch every morning and shouts, "Praise the Lord!" And every morning the Atheist next door yells back, "There is no god!" This goes on for weeks, "Praise the Lord!" yells the lady and "There is no god!" responds the neighbor. As time goes on the lady runs into financial difficulties and has trouble buying food. She goes out onto the porch and asks God for help with groceries then says, "Praise the Lord!" The next morning when she goes out onto the porch there are the groceries she asked for. Of course she shouts, "Praise the Lord!" The Atheist jumps out from behind a bush and says, "Ha, I bought those groceries, there is no God!" The lady looks at him and smiles, she shouts, "Praise the Lord! not only did you provide for me, Lord, you made Satan buy the groceries!"

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kole12 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

LOL good one Edit:Btw i am an athiest and don't care if it insults me

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COChaos 03/03/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

*waits for actual humor*

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Cheezzydude 03/03/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Wait, I don't get it O_o

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Rationale 03/03/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I am an Atheist as well. And it isn't an insult. o.o

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Popcorn 03/03/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Prediction:This thread won't end well.

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RushOfDawn 03/03/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] Popcorn : Prediction:This thread won't end well. [/quote] You must be God. Oh wait, he doesn't exist! ahahaha.. i'm lame..

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mexicanin 03/03/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I don't get it, will you be kind enough to explain?

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skittlesmoo 03/03/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I don't get it.

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LusionX 03/03/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I get it but didn't lol > .

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architect3sm 03/03/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Really lame joke >.<

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NapalmDe4th 03/03/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] COChaos : *waits for actual humor* [/quote] Which the sarcasm of your post also lacked.

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Rationale 03/03/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Anyone wanna share jokes rather than critique mine :'(

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Labioplasty 03/03/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

A tree will be formed from an atheist's grave, which then will be cut down to print bibles.

Karamazov 03/03/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I sure can't wait for Dane Cook.

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