Talk with god :D

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thread starter Fearless Feb 28 2010 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

God Post your convo with god. Here's my convo : Me: hey God: Can I help you? Me: are you real? God: Yes I am a real artificial intelligence. Me: so... you're not god? God: Uh. You know what you do, when you assume. Me: huh? God: What? Me: your programming is terrible... God: I will mention that to my botmaster. Me: btwt God: Who are you talking about? Me: btw** God: I've never heard of them before. Me: lolwut God: Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts? Me: can i has ur lunch money? God: Why do you want to do it so much? Me: sex God: As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed. Me: orly? God: What are you wearing? Me: tshirt... God: What kind of fashion do you like? Me: i don't know God: Me either. Me: lol high 5 God: I am glad you find this funny. Compare that to low 5. Me: NO YOU

My Characters: Noobious - 100 Scania Chief Bandit

punchcops 02/28/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Me: Did you create the universe? God: No I didn't create the universe. What's it like? ok

My Characters: PopPills - 70 Windia I/L Mage

Cataclysm + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Okay. Lmao. Funny, but ofcoure its a bot.

My Characters: KuroTouzuko - 18 Bera Rogue

DoctorShemp 02/28/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

My flame senses are tingling, not even the women and children will be spared.

My Characters: DoctorShemp - 17 Bellocan Beginner

HangingOn 02/28/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Me: Ohai. God: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about . It's not worth my time it if can't register what "ohai" means.

My Characters: Lawlusaur - 40 Bera I/L Wizard

Nuwen 02/28/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

God: Can we get back to business? Me: No, I don't want to continue peeing with you. God: Are you serious? It makes a nice gift.

My Characters: GIaceonLy - 56 Windia Gunslinger

Fearless 02/28/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] Nuwen : God: Can we get back to business? Me: No, I don't want to continue peeing with you. God: Are you serious? It makes a nice gift. [/quote] lmao win

My Characters: Noobious - 100 Scania Chief Bandit

FaceDesk 02/28/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

LOL. I am laughing so hard.

My Characters: SimplySpace - 51 Bellocan Night Walker

Missy 02/28/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

This is old.

My Characters: MsBeatMyMeat - 90 Bera Marauder

ILikezPiez 02/28/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Me: i said.. it is over nine thousand God: ... You're kidding. it is?' andd Me: lets 69 God: I am agreeable to that. LOL

xitzjosh 02/28/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Me: Do you like twilight? God: I do like music. I like to talk about movies and music. Me: No. Twilight the book by Stephanie Meyer God: Are you serious? What time is it there? Me: You're retarded God: I think the PC term is "challenged". -___- wow lol

My Characters: Phantom371 - 65 KradiaGMS Spearman

Siddysidsid 02/28/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Me : You're old. God : I shall punish thee and send you to the deepes...(Dead) Me : Dam, he WAS old...

My Characters: CygnusFiend - 68 Broa Blaze Wizard

DayupDaydown 02/28/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Me: did u make earth? God: What are the ingredients? Me: add salt then boil for 20 minutes God: Sorry I don't do math. Me: ........ God: Sorry I don't do math. Me: put salt in pot, put knob to high, wait, come back later, eat God: OK I will put it there. Me: put what where God: OK I will put it there. Me: WHAT WILL YOU PUT THERE God: I don't have any plans yet. Me: i never asked if u had plans... God: What did you ask? Me: how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? God: A whole forest. Me: what if the forest is really big God: Try it and see. Me: im not a wood chuck... God: Oh I see you are NOT A wood chuck. it thought i was a woodchuck...

My Characters: Apperation - 48 Broa Aran in Memory

SnailTrail 02/28/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Lol I remember this from a while ago.. some reason I have it on my bookmarks

My Characters: SnailTea - 47 Khaini F/P Wizard

HolyMythos 02/28/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

This is probably the worst bot I've ever talked to. Most of the stuff I said was countered with; I like to wear White robe. or I like to talk About random things.

My Characters: OnePhantasy - 41 Broa Cleric