Funniest fortune cookie fortune

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thread starter DarkRecon Feb 27 2010 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Basically, the funniest fortune you got from a fortune cookie ever. I has 2: "Your fortune is in another cookie" "You'll get hungry again, buy more take-out" Edit: Wow some of these are really funny.

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LeechLess 02/27/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

"Seduce,Reuse, and recycle" ...

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zeretul4 02/27/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

my friend whos a man got a message saying he will become pregnant XD

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DangerToilet 02/27/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

My 7 year old brother who is not the brightest crayon in the box had "You will become a lawyer."

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callmesella 02/27/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

"Warning: Do not eat fortune."

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KuroShikaku 02/27/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

All fortune cookies I ever get are hilarious. You know why? Because I add "in bed" to the end of them. It works. All the time.

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im4eversmart 02/27/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

All the fortune cookies I get have blank fortunes. Does that mean I have no future..?

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BurninDavyn 02/27/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

My friend got one at school that said "You are good with your hands." We all broke out laughing. A friend and I ordered Chinese the other night and got our cookies, they were the cheap fortunes without the saying on the back though. He made it up and said "Help, I'm stuck in a cookie factory!"

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Creeper 02/27/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

My friend once got 5 fortune slips in one cookie O_o

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david82794 02/27/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

"Confucious sayyyyyy... That you go to jail, bad boy!" :Russell Peters

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Sharpeh 02/27/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

"Help! I'm a prisoner in a fortune cookie factory!" o-o; Not real.

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Ohsacul 02/27/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

"Fortunes are merely inspirations for the uninspired."

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Hiro9921 02/27/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I had a similar one to u DarkRecon, it read: If you're Still Hungry, grab another Fortune Cookie.

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aznxbrainy 02/27/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Ok so my parents own a Chinese restaurant and I work for them pretty often. So when I'm bored, I grab a few fortune cookies. One fortune was, "You will live a long time, long enough to open many many fortune cookies." I'm 17 and I've been munching on these things since my parents opened the restaurant which was when I was 7 Another one said, "Promote literacy, buy a box of fortune cookies today!"

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Andy019 02/27/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

"Finally, I'm out of that cookie!"

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