2.19.10 - BigHyeMama's HQ spotted, destroyed

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thread starter xIdentity Feb 19 2010 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

(edit: This was gonna be like twice as long as it really is, but I decided to break it down ) Today it has been reported that a chief bandit, known has HyeBandit , along with his brother ( xlrAcer5 ) and a few other friends of his, have made their first attempt in fighting back against the ultimate villian, BigHyeMama . According to the anonymous source, it began with a quiet attempt to sabotage the Mama's HQ, but continued to be one of the most violent police chases on Victoria Island ever reported. Here we have HyeBandit to tell his side of the story. Okay guys, we're all aware of my mom becoming one of the most powerful villians of all time. If you aren't informed of her yet, you should probably read these tro- I MEAN STORIES first. Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter 4 Alright, now that you're all caught up with me and we're all on the same page, let's do this. So here's how the good vs. evil teams look right now: Good Guys HyeBandit xlrAcer5 Yanno Cvan85 (RIP) SupaCBxD (RIP) • HyePup (no guys, he's not a real person, he's a dog) E.V.I.L. - Every Villian Is Lemons • BigHyeMama • TheAntiHye xVolcomStone Well I recently recruited my brother to help me with a special task. Doing my usual watch on Kerning, I saw xVolcomStone (JOHN) flash-jumping (NOT flashing, geez) with extreme speed, headed straight for the subway station. He crossed the girl that lost her money several years ago, taunted her with his wallet, then went inside. I proceeded to summon HyePorky, my pig, and follow him at a safe distance. What did I see, you ask? ONLY BIGHYEMAMA AND THEANTIHYE WITH A DECKED OUT HQ. John: Okay ladies, I haven't seen HyeBandit or anyone else that would hurt us for a long time. What's the plan? Mama: Very simple. We're going to tame Horntail and use him to separate Victoria Island in half! AntiHye: Then we're going to redirect all new Maplers into our OWN training base, making them work for us! MUAHAHAHA John: k that's lame, but what do I have to do? Mama: I have a good feeling that HyeBandit is near... Last time you ran away crying. This time, you need to face him, destroy him, and write sexual jokes all over his hat in crayon! John: That's just cruel! His hat means everything to him, it was bad enough I drew over it once, but twice? DEAR GOD! Mama: That's just how it goes. If he loses his hat, he is powerless and we will be able to take over Victoria Island, then the world! AntiHye: Does this shirt make my butt look big? John: Fine, I'll do it... -whispers- Forgive me, David, for what I must do today... David: DON'T DOOOO ITTTT JOHNNNN! I jumped off HyePorky and made a perfect entrance into the HQ. AntiHye was obsessed with the volume of her butt at the time, so it was just John, my mom, and myself now. Where was my brother? Doesn't matter right now, his job didn't commence for a little while longer... David: John, you don't have to do this. The good guys have cookies too, she doesn't have anything we don't! John: But... if I don't kill you, she'll

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Cvan85 02/19/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] Sightmn : Too bad no one cares. [/quote] Why hate..? When you can Appreciate?

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HermitFTW 02/19/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Epic stories :D I will read the next part, definitely. Hopefully I will find it when it's out xD

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xIdentity 02/19/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I'm actually bummed out about this one... Well I wanted to take the picture of the Challenger, then go on bannedstory and put pictures of my avatar's head and my brother's avatar's head (yes he's a RL brother), then make them F5 in the car. :P

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xlrAcer5 02/19/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

American MUSCLE!

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putiiii 02/19/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I thought this was supposed to be funny.

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KhristianKid 02/19/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Go study ;)

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Xterminator + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] Zoboomafoo : obvious troll is obvious misleading title your grammar sucks [/quote] How is he a troll? Edit: Your grammar isn't any better.

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QuestionPerson 02/19/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] Zoboomafoo : its maplestimulator now not maplesim i report you to mr. basil [/quote] At least attempt trolling. 3/10 mostly because of the idiots here.

xIdentity 02/19/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] Xterminator : How is he a troll? [/quote] ...How is this not a troll :P

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Xterminator 02/19/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] xIdentity : ...How is this not a troll :P [/quote] You are not a troll but she is.

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GodSpeaks 02/19/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] xIdentity : I dunno, Retro, all the previous chapters got pretty good comments. [/quote] He's an internet tough guy, no worries.

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PostItNinja 02/19/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

That pic of the dodge reminded me of the dukes of hazard XD

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xIdentity 02/19/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] PostItNinja : That pic of the dodge reminded me of the dukes of hazard XD [/quote] Lol, I would have loved to know that Maplesim changed their url... I wanted to put heads of my avatar and my bro's on it :P

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xlrAcer5 02/19/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] PostItNinja : That pic of the dodge reminded me of the dukes of hazard XD [/quote] This was from Vanishing Point.

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winterfresh 02/19/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

It wasn't as funny as the other chapters, but I still got a laugh or two out of this. Great job nonetheless :D

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