Flavor Text: Come up with jokes that SHOULD be in MS

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thread starter lego6245 Feb 16 2010 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

In this thread, we come up with little jokes about items and their relationships to real life. These are little snippets of description that should be added to items. I'll start with a few Mana Bull: Some say it gives you wings. Bubbling's Huge Bubble: Far larger than some you've ever seen Pig's Ribbon: It smells like mud and bacon. Now, for you.

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NawManNaw 02/16/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Balrogs hand: Gives a mighty self pleasure (word block >:|)

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jishere 02/16/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Horny Mushroom Cap: A cap removed from a mushroom (get your minds out of the gutter...)

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wisebandit 02/16/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Mapleade: You owe me one.(Jynx/soda joke)

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Jaacckk 02/16/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Onyx Apple: How bout dem applez?

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lego6245 02/16/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Zombie Mushroom Cap: A perfect substitute for vegetarian zombies.

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BanditHelper 02/16/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Space food: wheres the meat?

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TearofArrows 02/16/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Pure Water: It came from France

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archit3142 02/16/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Snail shell- look at that "S" car go! (escargot) Hope that's right.

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neverfo1 02/16/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

4 hr special 2x exp coupon "haha now you can't go pee for 4 hrs"

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