So I thought I would notify you about how dumb my friend is
basilmarket.com forums :
Chat
| 15 posts archived
thread starter skittlesmoo Feb 11 2010
+ PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
| This is the exact thing he said, " You know why some babies have darker skin than others? Because while the mothers and fathers were in labour, the baby got stuck and poo started to get on it. Then they use a sucker machine and they baby is completely brown. How dark you are depends on how well they were able to take the poo off." And no, that's not all "You know how like, when Women suck on (insert male genitalia here) the sperm gets in their mouth? Well when they swallow it and it goes in their stomachs it stays white. Then when they poo the poo is a little white so the radioactive sperm stuff start flying around. When the girl takes a shower or something the sperm fly into her and get her pregnant! Or, when she swallows it doesn't move and her stomach gets bigger and bigger than she gets pregnant!" |
My Characters: MooMooXOXO - 66 Bera I/L Wizard
Patta 02/11/10
+ PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
| Okay thanks for notifying me. |
Yellondaz 02/11/10
+ PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
My Characters: Wiatryjski - 18 Windia Wind Archer
Boss 02/11/10
+ PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
| I appreciate the notification. |
My Characters: Xtasized - 74 Scania Crusader
skittlesmoo 02/11/10
+ PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
| [quote] Yellondaz : How old are you guys? [/quote] 12-14. He's 14, I'm 13. |
My Characters: MooMooXOXO - 66 Bera I/L Wizard
Yellondaz 02/11/10
+ PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
| [quote] skittlesmoo : 12-14. He's 14, I'm 13. [/quote] I'm also 13! (: But seriously, just say this to your friends "The first humans were from Africa." |
My Characters: Wiatryjski - 18 Windia Wind Archer
skittlesmoo 02/11/10
+ PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
| [quote] Yellondaz : I'm also 13! (: But seriously, just say this to your friends "The first humans were from Africa." [/quote] I'd rather not, they think the first people were asian. I don't wanna start a gigantic war and be called a racist -.- |
My Characters: MooMooXOXO - 66 Bera I/L Wizard
Yellondaz 02/11/10
+ PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
| [quote] skittlesmoo : I'd rather not, they think the first people were asian. I don't wanna start a gigantic war and be called a racist -.- [/quote] Stating a fact is not being racist. Mocking a skin color is being racist. People calling you racist are insecure of themselves and have to insult others to feel better. (Even if the person seems secure, s/he might not be) People who are insecure need help, so it's a win-win situation, You win the "argument" and your friend gets the psychological help he might need! O: And no, the first humans were black people. (In asia they still were the monkeys, forgot the name! D and white became white because asian and black humans moved to the north where it was more cold and white skin has a better cold resistance. |
My Characters: Wiatryjski - 18 Windia Wind Archer
skittlesmoo 02/11/10
+ PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
| [quote] Yellondaz : Stating a fact is not being racist. Mocking a skin color is being racist. People calling you racist are insecure of themselves and have to insult others to feel better. (Even if the person seems secure, s/he might not be) People who are insecure need help, so it's a win-win situation, You win the "argument" and your friend gets the psychological help he might need! O: And no, the first humans were black people. (In asia they still were the monkeys, forgot the name! D and white became white because asian and black humans moved to the north where it was more cold and white skin has a better cold resistance. [/quote] I know all this, but they don't. I'm not gonna start anything with them because they'll jump me. |
My Characters: MooMooXOXO - 66 Bera I/L Wizard
PompousGit 02/11/10
+ PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
| [quote] Yellondaz : I'm also 13! (: But seriously, just say this to your friends "The first humans were from Africa." [/quote] Oh you silly little kiddie, I'm a BIG American man. I am 18 years old; you can't even count up to that on BOTH your hands! (No really, try it!). Anyway little one, I know your African ancestors (That's a BIG word, you will learn its meaning when you're older) like you to think that we all were developed from them but i do BIOLOGY and CHEMISTRY. These are called SCIENCE (Pronounced Sigh-In-ce). SCIENCE tells me that American people were the first to develop and form large brains! From there SCIENCE says that the other many races of people then formed - from us Americans! Anyway, bye. |
Patta 02/11/10
+ PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
| [quote] skittlesmoo : I'd rather not, they think the first people were asian. I don't wanna start a gigantic war and be called a racist -.- [/quote] How stupid are they?-.- make them google it or something. |
skittlesmoo 02/11/10
+ PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
| [quote] Patta : How stupid are they?-.- make them google it or something. [/quote] They're asian bigots, they think everything good is made by asian people and everything bad is made by other races. |
My Characters: MooMooXOXO - 66 Bera I/L Wizard
AnasF 02/11/10
+ PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
 | [quote] PompousGit : Oh you silly little kiddie, I'm a BIG American man. I am 18 years old; you can't even count up to that on BOTH your hands! (No really, try it!). Anyway little one, I know your African ancestors (That's a BIG word, you will learn its meaning when you're older) like you to think that we all were developed from them but i do BIOLOGY and CHEMISTRY. These are called SCIENCE (Pronounced Sigh-In-ce). SCIENCE tells me that American people were the first to develop and form large brains! From there SCIENCE says that the other many races of people then formed - from us Americans! Anyway, bye. [/quote] LOL, that's funny. :D |
My Characters: AnasF - 191 Bera I/L Arch Mage
Patta 02/11/10
+ PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
| [quote] skittlesmoo : They're asian bigots, they think everything good is made by asian people and everything bad is made by other races. [/quote] dunno but everything that says Made in China didn't last longer then a few days. (they're racists btw) |
Smarmor 02/11/10
+ PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
| [quote] PompousGit : Oh you silly little kiddie, I'm a BIG American man. I am 18 years old; you can't even count up to that on BOTH your hands! (No really, try it!). Anyway little one, I know your African ancestors (That's a BIG word, you will learn its meaning when you're older) like you to think that we all were developed from them but i do BIOLOGY and CHEMISTRY. These are called SCIENCE (Pronounced Sigh-In-ce). SCIENCE tells me that American people were the first to develop and form large brains! From there SCIENCE says that the other many races of people then formed - from us Americans! Anyway, bye. [/quote] There's a running joke among my friends that Jesus was, in fact, an American. Also, the comments by TS's friend are just plain stupid. But I guess it's okay, since you guys are 12ish. |
My Characters: Smarmor - 41 Bera Hunter
BasilMarket is Copyright 2004-2008 BasilMarket.com (archive reconstruction). Data recovered from the Internet Archive Wayback Machine for the Classic MapleStory community.
