The most Weird/Rude thing Your Parent(s) have done?

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thread starter ZachLuscious Feb 03 2010 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

my mom and dad have big potty mouthes... heres a list! Me and my Mom were in Wal-mart when, Mom: hey Zookariah (My name nickname) should i buy Slumdog millionaire? (A movie) me: sure why not, i hear it has a really sad heartwarming story to it, Mom: Oh, Okay! *Mom looks at the back of the DvD Box* Mom: uhh... on second thought never mind... Me: huh? 0-0 why? Mom: it has Indians in it... Me: So? Mom: i just don't wan't to give money to that community... Me: 0-0 WTH? racist... My mom always claims not to be a racist, but... Whenever we see someone thats not white, or is just a poor looking white person, she'll crack off some bad jokes... You shoulda seen how pissed she got when she saw two black guys come out of an awesome car, Mom: WTH? THEIR KIND CAN'T AFFORD THAT! (She's only racist to blacks if they dress ghetto,) Yet surprisingly none of the races she insults have never tried to hurt her, one time a Hispanic guy tried to r4pe my mom, luckily she got away (She was a teenager at the time), yet she never bashes on Hispanics, (She will sometimes but only if they're illegal immegrants), 0-0 These stories go on far beyond this, but i'm affraid some of you will be insulted, so, now your turn to tell about your parents weird/rude exploits! ♥

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Cyrus0 02/03/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

My mother says I can't use the shower because she thinks the pipes are leaking and our roof will collapse.

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Late 02/03/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

lol reminds me dad and i were driving down a road and another school had just let out. all of the schools here enforce compulsory school uniform so, naturally, we occasionally have non-uniform days when we get to wear our own clothes. anyway this black girl was walking down the street away from this other school that had just let out, and her skirt was really short and her legs were showing so dad just assumed that school had had a non-uniform day and asked 'is she wearing funny-coloured tights?' before answering himself: 'oh no, she's black' one of those 'you had to be there' moments i guess. i'm never going to let it go

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Aminer 02/03/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

My dad thinks I'm gay.

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MaddDogg 02/03/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

When I was being bad, I was being put naked and then they put me in the closet for the night.

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NyteAngel 02/03/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Way back when I was a tween I was throwing a fit (something so stupid now, but you know those years...or are going through them now) and my dad shook his beer and showered me in it and wouldn't allow me to take a shower.

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kapn 02/03/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

this seems hard to believe

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dokan 02/03/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] Aminer : My dad thinks I'm gay. [/quote] my dad thinks im gay because he's never seen me hanging out with girls, even though i do

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CookieGuyz 02/03/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

My mom asked the same question 7times the first time i bought my iTouch. My dad and I were lmao.

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Deciduous 02/03/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] Aminer : My dad thinks I'm gay. [/quote] My stepmom thinks I'm straight.

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metawe + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

My mother is racist too.

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BlindShadow 02/03/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Me moma said today that all atheist can die for all she cares though i am christian i still think they are still people

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LegendClark 02/03/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

My dad is bald.

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Aminer 02/03/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I hate super religious and racist parents. My parents aren't racist but they tell me not deal with my own race. My mom is white she tells me white people will stab you in the back. My dad black and he tells me not to stay away from blacks. Who am I supposed to go for now?

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ShintaRx 02/03/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

My dad once thought I was selling drugs when talking to people on skype about mesos, selling pieces of time, using cracked dimensions for pap runs, and killin shrooms o.o. He then yelled and cussed at me saying I shouldn't be selling drugs over the net and one of my friends could be an undercover cop, then repeated it in spanish. My friends heard everything... over skype.

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