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| (Edit: See my Profil3 for Episodes 2 and 2.5 . I didn't ever copy/paste it, I'll remake it soon lol) So there I was, walkin' along the streets of Kerning with Will Smith, just mindin' our own business. It was a good day - noobs were PQing, gangs were fighting, that one stupid NPC was looking for money as usuall, all was well. But then... I heard a gunshot. "WILL WHAT WAS THAT?" "I DUNNO MAN, IM OUT. PEACE" So then he took up his role as Hancok and flew away like in the movie. I heard another gunshot, it sounded closer. Without hesitation, I tightened my silver identity, pulled out my blood dagger and khanjar, and went into dark sight. From there, I ran as fast as I could to find out what was going on. And there he was. xVolcomStone , better known as BUZZBLADEZ (aka John). I knew him before, he was a friend on basil. The zhelmless nightlord. The guy that makes everyone else look better. That guy with the goggles and purple clothes. Except, he didn't have on his usual armor. He had on...dare I say it?... A BIGHYEMAMA T-SHIRT! Yes, he has become a minion of BigHyeMama unfortunately. I didn't ever think this could happen, but it did. An old friend, working for my mom. Never thought I'd see the day. But I did. The day. It was today.... Yeah. Anyway, I went up to the rooftop of the building where he was to get a bird's-eye view. He was mugging two of my friends. SupaCBxD (Cizalvin, aka Calvin), and Cvan85 (CowBeans, aka Calvin also). My two friends. Two Calvins. Both being mugged. By John. John...my other friend.... Well he was till he went to my mom. I did a nose dive off the rooftop, expecting to hit John and stab him twice. But I didn't calculate the wind resistance (40mph north-northeast) so I landed right next to him. He then decided to call up one of his thugs to hold me down while he drew all over my silver identity in crayon. I was forced to watch John mug and kill Calvin and Calvin. John: "Okay guys, give me your wallets or HyeBandit here takes a shot through the head!" Calvin 1: "OKAY HERE TAKE MY MONEY. Just don't kill David D:" Calvin 2: "Why can't we all just be friends? F4" John: "HEY DONT TRY TO BE LOGICAL!" -shoots Calvin 2- Calvin 1: "NOOOO. HE WAS TOO YOUNG" John: -loots calvin 2's wallet- "Ohoho, o contrare. Now it's time for you to die too." Calvin 1: "But why? Why are you doing this? Why are you wearing a BigHyeMama t-shirt? AND WHY DO YOU HAVE NO ZAKUM HELMEEEET?" John: "Because, fool.... I can... and it's free. " Calvin 1: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!1!1eleventy!11" John: "MUAHAHAHAH" -shoots Calvin 1- Meanwhile, I was being held down with duct tape over my mouth and crayon all over my hat. But I pulled a super sayan on the thug that was holding me down and threw him through a wall. I jumped up, wiped off the crayon, and tore the duct tape off, which proceeded to tear off the little amount of facial hair I had. Needless to say, I screamed like a little girl. David (me): "John...why are you doing this? YOU'RE SUPPORTING MY MOM? WHAT THE H |
My Characters: HyeBandit - 110 Windia Chief Bandit