What's the Strangest thing Your Parent's have said too You?

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thread starter ZachLuscious Sep 13 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

as the title says, the strangest thing my mom said to me was (hurry up & eat ur ice cream before it gets cold,) now ur turn EDIT, sometimes in public my mom will yell out to me or my bros (STOP PICKING UR PRIVATES!,) and im like i can itch myself where ever i want =P

Slig 09/13/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

"Matt, take your hand out of the toaster"

ZachLuscious 09/13/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Slig : "Matt, take your hand out of the toaster" 0-0 my bros name is matt =P

Black 09/13/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

""Stop wasting your life watching TV and go play video games or go on the computer."

JennaQ 09/13/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Don't get a sex change. They were against it at first, until they saw how much i needed it.

Slig 09/13/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

OMG im your bro, whats up bro? another one was as im getting into my car, my dad comes running up with a six pack of beer and hes like "here, you forgot this" im like "IM DRIVING YOU RETARD"

ZachLuscious 09/13/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

JennaQ : Don't get a sex change. They were against it at first, until they saw how much i needed it. why wuld sum1 need a sex change? where u dying cuz of ur gender? 0-0

Chillay 09/13/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

''stop reading that thread about whats the strangest thing your parents have told you.''

EatingPie 09/13/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Black : ""Stop wasting your life watching TV and go play video games or go on the computer." Yup, happened to me too. I was like...... O.O;...... ok........ Here's one I remember "This knife is for cutting vegetables, this one is for cutting meat, like your hand." O.o

BBD + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

"so you enjoy looking at girls on the internet" O_o wth or "get off the computer and go watch TV"

xd3athkingx 09/13/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

"Son if you have sex and use a condom i really dont give a dam as long as your safe"

Sera 09/13/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

"Sera, marry an asian or else we'll disown you."

BeyondDeathX 09/13/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

"Do you what HK people call guys that lean on poles on the train? Virgins" (You need to know canto to understand this joke)

ZachLuscious + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Sera : "Sera, marry an asian or else we'll disown you." i feel ur pain cept my parents said theyd dissown any of theyre kids if 1 of us was gay aka me lol *looks up job/apartment listings in news paper =P*

Pookiemookie + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

"Okay well the boys they have p3nises, and the we have va jayjays." "Mom, mom MOM! Why are you talking to me about this now!" "Oh, well, okay never mind then."