Nexon is a North Korean company run by Kim Jong il
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thread starter MangosOnTheWeb Sep 12 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
Think about it. The entire point of maple story, combat arms, etc. is to fund the nuclear program for North Korea to blow up the US. Every time you buy NX, 50% of it goes to Kim Jong il, the CEO of Nexon, 49% goes to the nuclear program, and 1% gets paid to the "employees", who are actually slaves. So every time you load up on a $25 NX card, you pay: $12.50 US to Kim Jong il $12.25 US to nuclear program $0.25 US to the hundred of "employees", who are actually slaves. Let's multiply that figure by 100,000, the amount of $25 NX cards bought daily around the world, and you get: $1,250,000 US to Kim Jong il $1,225,000 US to nuclear program $25,000 US to the hundred of "employees", who are actually slaves. Multiply this by 365 days a year, plus 10 more days because people buy more NX during the holidays, and you can prove that by December 21, 2012, North Korea will have enough nuclear weapons to destroy the US, and Canada (but who cares about Canada). The Mayans predicted the North Korean rise to power thousands of years ago. On December 21, 2012, the world will not end. Instead, the North Koreans, with all of Nexon's funding from Maple Story addicts, will take over the world in less than a day. You will have wished the world had ended instead of living under the dictatorship headed by the CEO of Nexon, Kim Jong il. You have been warned. For all of you that thought this is funny, I'm serious. A good laugh has nothing against nexon's power. We must flee before it is too late. You have been warned. Twice. In one year, Nexon makes from NX alone: $468,750,000 US to Kim Jong il $459,375,000 US to nuclear program $9,375,000 US to the hundred of "employees", who are actually slaves. $937,500,000 total just from NX $459,375,000 is a lot of money. And it will ensure North Korea has the most advanced nuclear weapons ever built. As a new member of basilmarket, I am limited to the number of posts I can make. But rest assured, I will continuosly edit this post, giving you all the info you need about Nexon and North Korea. We have 4 more years left to live.
Revolt 09/12/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
Wow amazing.
TheFinalBob + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
sooo true you are an hero
Tatufiuz 09/12/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
Tatufiuz:O It all makes sense now!
leafboi92 09/12/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
I thought i told you to shut up and look pretty...
lampard9 09/12/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
Lol what? The Mayans were just too lazy to finish their calendar xD
Darkmage93 09/12/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
Darkmage93You sir are a genius... o.o"
MysticalMage 09/12/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
Ty for the good laugh.
Qiklol 09/12/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
Eeek! I'm not going to buy NX anymore...no matter how poor I will become...
Tainysi 09/12/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
This could be good for a movie
shishiosaki 09/12/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
" this could be good for a movie" i totally agree LOL, I WANT TO BE PART OF IT
GrayIcey 09/12/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
I just imagined an Action packed movie with MS Addicts.
aznhomey595 09/12/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
lampard9 : Lol what? The Mayans were just too lazy to finish their calendar xD This.
ericcarrot 09/12/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
Call Dray86!
MangosOnTheWeb 09/12/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
Qiklol : Eeek! I'm not going to buy NX anymore...no matter how poor I will become... That brings nexon down 1 $25 nexon card... But for every one fallen NX buying customer, 25 rise from the ashes. Nexon has created no possible escape.
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