Situation: you wake up and

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thread starter mikelalex Sep 11 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

there is a porcupine in your bed. What do you do?

KingFire12 09/11/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Well since there is a porcupine in my bed I'm assuming the bed is most likely located outdoors, in a tent maybe, in an area inhabited by Porcupines. Well if there is a porcupine next to me then it most likely wandered into my tent by mistake. I would simply kick it out making sure my feet don't touch its spikes, and then proceed to kick it again to make sure it knows not to come back. JK, maybe I would just walk away and hope it does too.

mikelalex 09/11/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

KingFire12 : Well since there is a porcupine in my bed I'm assuming the bed is most likely located outdoors, in a tent maybe, in an area inhabited by Porcupines. Well if there is a porcupine next to me then it most likely wandered into my tent by mistake. I would simply kick it out making sure my feet don't touch its spikes, and then proceed to kick it again to make sure it knows not to come back. JK, maybe I would just walk away and hope it does too. Finally, a logical answer.

yourepic 09/11/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

This is what i would do.. Take my blanket wrap it over it (like a sock) Then take baseball bats and beat the S*** out of it then open it up and see the results.

saloane 09/12/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

i would probs start R@ping it =P or i would throw it out the window.. haha yeh i would so do that.....oh but wait if i try to R@pe it i might get hurt by the spikes... so i guess ill just throw it our the window...=P

lilmike224 09/12/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Get one of my dog's leeshes, Put it on the pourcupine (using oven mits if i have to) and either 1) Give it to a Animal Shelter 2) See if its legal to keep it. Or be like '...I gotta lay off the vodka...'

Bolin333 09/12/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

uh.........feed it? :D

LiefieDiefie 09/12/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Step on it.

PIrateEight 09/12/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

throw marshmallows at it! :D

xNarutoS1nx 09/12/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Tell it i was drunk when i said i loved it and kick it out of my house

Slatz 09/12/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

jump up and say "Where the devil did you come from" , In Stewies voice :D

USFRanger 09/12/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I would paint it purple :D

xNHYCx 09/12/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Put it in my garden

Aadriel 09/12/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

id play with it

koko800 09/12/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Kick my pet rabbit out of the house and keep the porcupine =]

HappyGoLucky 09/12/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I think.. I just read porcupine as a pine cone o-o Either keep it as a pet, give it to animal obsessive friend, or sell it?