Your daughter wants to marry the only talking Ostrich.

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thread starter Coffee Sep 09 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Somehow, the first talking animal is an Ostrich! It is a world first, truly amazing. The doctors say it is a miracle, and the Ostrich is shown to have an IQ of 125! Not bad for a bird brain. Most amazingly, your only daughter has FALLEN IN LOVE with the Ostrich. Mr. Ostrich has been to your lounge room for dinner. Excusing all the bird poo plopping around, your daughter says she loves him and wants to have it's babies. (the doctors say with genetic engineering they will manage the first ostrich-human hybrid) so, will you consent to your daughter marrying the ostrich or refuse consent? and why?

Coffee 09/09/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

tehgheiboi : I wouldn't have a daughter. :P But you already do.

Cyrus0 09/09/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

ImKafei : Coffee makes the weirdest threads ever. But apparantly, you sir, are kaafee o_O But yeah, i think I would end up falling in love with the ostritch.... P.S. Woah, totally didn't recognize you there Coffee :P

Coffee 09/09/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Cyrus0 : But apparantly, you sir, are kaafee o_O But yeah, i think I would end up falling in love with the ostritch.... P.S. Woah, totally didn't recognize you there Coffee :P So you would steal Mr. Ostrich from your daughter?

tehgheiboi 09/09/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Coffee : But you already do. LIES! No, but if this situation ever occurred, I'd let my daughter live her life. I'm no one to stand in the way of someone's happiness.

IAmXRay 09/09/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Ostrish's are hecka cool. Of course i would let my daughter marry it. I'd watch sports with him too!

fruitloops 09/09/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I'd let them marry, take the babies, make the babies do another babie, then make more ostrich-human babies, then we'll destroy humanity, and we'll fill up the whole world with ostrich-human babies

JOSHHHFSHO 09/09/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

http://www.kongregate.com/forums/2/topics/52383 Oh how original.

NSDARKNESSX 09/09/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Where'd that daughter come from in the first place?

Bolin333 09/09/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

mr ostrich is going back to africa >:O

SonGokuFood 09/09/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

for money sure why not.

Coffee 09/09/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

JOSHHHFSHO : http://www.kongregate.com/forums/2/topics/52383 Oh how original. :3

GatorAid 09/09/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I'd hold the ostrich hostage till the man pays me.

GEEK 09/09/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Yes, because I'd like to see a human baby come out of an egg

sorginoth 09/09/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Chloe, you're weird :D! ..Eh, if she wants to, I guess go right on ahead o.O

yPOS1 Sep 09 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Hell no. That's like being a furry, and furries are vile and disgusting abominations. I'd probably disown my daughter.