Whats the best Your Mama Joke O_o?

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thread starter venomburm360 Sep 08 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Anyways, lets see who can come up with the best " Your Mamas so ...." Joke Contest Winner, 1mill Peace =P

atanate 09/08/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

yo momma is so fat when she stepped on the scale your phone numba showed up. :]

NXJon 09/08/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

yo mama so ugly her plastic surgeon implanted a paper bag on her head.

UnwindFly 09/08/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Yo mama's so fat she's at risk of having a heart attack!

iMario5Bro5 09/08/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Wow some of these are awesome O_O...too bad it goes down the drain from here...and boom goes the dynamite..

hfxtrojan1234 09/08/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale it says..... to be continued

XceIic 09/08/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

fungusgod : Yo Mamma's so hairy the only language she speaks is 'wookie'. ' Oh yeah? Well, yo Mamma is so fat, everyone mistook her for a Snorlax. Yo mamma so ugly, Palpatine's face decayed. Yo mamma so dumb, she thought a lightsaber was a popsicle.

loonaticaaron 09/08/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

yo mama so old she knew burger king while he was still a prince yo mama so old she knew captain crunch when he was still a private

tigatuga 09/08/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Yo mama's so old that when she was in 1st grade she sat next to Jesus.

XxAZNRonxX 09/08/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

in chinese accent : your mother so fet! when she jump for joooooooy... SHE GOT STUCK!

Bodyz 09/08/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Yo Mama so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side. Yo Mama so old, she has a signed copy of the bible.

RJustice 09/08/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Ur mom. I win.

xPokey 09/08/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Yo momma so black when you sprinkle salt over her she look like the solar system.

IanGoesQuack 09/08/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Yo mama so fat her photo weights 10pounds

Sadaxer 09/08/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

XxAZNRonxX : in chinese accent : your mother so fet! when she jump for joooooooy... SHE GOT STUCK! HAHA, Russel Peters! LOL. Once, I saw your mother walking down the street. holding a pig under her arm. I asked her "Where did you get that?" The pig answered "I won her in the lottery".

KoKillmu 09/08/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

yo mama's so old, she sat next to jesus in 3rd grade.