top jokes ive heard/made

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thread starter cloud1117 Sep 05 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

5.how do you kill a blonde, put a scratch and sniff on the bottem of a pool. 4.why did michal jackson go to walmart, because kids pants were half off. 3.so theres a mirror in a bar that if you say a lie in front of it, it sucks you up. so a black haired girl walks in front of it and says "i think im the most beautiful girl in the world" and got sucked in. then a brunete walks up and goes "i think im the most beautiful girl in the world" and got sucked in. then a blonde gets in front of it and goes "i think" and got sucked in. 2. why do you not play uno with a mexican, he steals all the green cards. 1. doctor:guess what we can cure you dads cancer kid: REALLY Doctor: no thats all i got more but those are the top 5

Choo 09/05/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

i smiled at some of them x]

Nonexistent 09/05/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

This was the top five? Oh, dear, the other ones must really SUCK .

CocaCola 09/05/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Number 2 was pretty funny.

cloud1117 09/05/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Nonexistent : This was the top five? Oh, dear, the other ones must really SUCK . i dont make i heard of these, any jokes you wanna share nerd? hehe putting the comma after oh and dear, oh well i guess another kid trying to be cool and an adult.

Orange 09/05/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

cloud1117 : i dont make i heard of these, any jokes you wanna share nerd? hehe putting the comma after oh and dear, oh well i guess another kid trying to be cool and an adult. so.. That guy is a nerd for being right? O.o

Pronges Sep 05 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

What do you call a black guy piloting a plane? A pilot you racist Edit: Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting co - MOOOOO!

Nonexistent 09/05/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Looks like I've struck a nerve.

cloud1117 Sep 05 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Orange : so.. That guy is a nerd for being right? O.o no its just if you play maple your a nerd. I dont play i played for like two weeks. i mean really you can play this game for 93 levels geez i had to go outside after 5 its so boring.

jeffui3000 09/05/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

A blonde walks into a doctor's office and tells the doctor she's broken every single bone in her body. "That's impossible!" says the doctor. The blonde says, "No, it's really true. Look!" She then touches her leg with her index finger and screams "Ouch!" Then she touches her arm and yells "Eeeeoooow!" Finally she touches her ribs and can barely maintain her composure as the tears start to roll down her face. She says, "See, I told you I broke every bone in my body." The doctor rubs his chin, then conducts a thorough examination. "Well, miss," he tells her, "I've got some good news and some bad news. The good news is, you haven't broken every bone in your body. The bad news is, you've broken your finger."

Nonexistent 09/05/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I see, I see. You're resorting to some generic maple - nerd insults because you can't defend your lame jokes. Nice.

jupiter4 Sep 05 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Cloud's joke is hilarious. :D

PiN0ySiN 09/05/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

michael jackson jokes stopped being funny after he died

OnePower 09/05/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Actually no. All his jokes are old and boring. At most I smiled the first time I heard them.

cloud1117 09/05/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

PiN0ySiN : michael jackson jokes stopped being funny after he died ya i know i got slapped by some random girl for saying that joke, she was black...