Hey, wanna hear a joke? - BasilMarket Forum

thread starter freakyty Sep 05 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Womens rights. Teehee(:

seringeti 09/05/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

lol everyone says that

HolyMythos 09/05/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go ride bikes?

MatthewDough 09/05/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

No. I don't.

Humanmango 09/05/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I got suspended for that once.

Rorrshach 09/05/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

HolyMythos : How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go ride bikes? I actually loled for some reason

DragonSin25 09/05/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

That's been said so many times I can tell just from the title.

tiganior1 09/05/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

How do you fit a baby into a glass? A blender. REAL JOKE; A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!"

mehsword 09/05/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

tiganior1 : How do you fit a baby into a glass? A blender. REAL JOKE; A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!" haha good one

VuongLe 09/05/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

tiganior1 : How do you fit a baby into a glass? A blender. REAL JOKE; A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!" A bit disturbing

HolyMythos 09/05/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

tiganior1 : How do you fit a baby into a glass? A blender. REAL JOKE; A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!" Hahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahha!