My moms boyfriend is an ass :/

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thread starter Mikenchi Sep 01 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

It's 5am and I had to go take a wizz, so i went out into our very small hallway (its very dark) and went towards the light switch. Only for my foot to come to a halt when it cracks into a rock hard suitcase that's black. That was left out from 5 days ago when my moms boyfriend went somewhere. I take my sock off and its cracked the nail on my toe and its bleeding. He's so lazy and im sick of his crap. When I eat downstairs he puts his feet on the table (with his shoes on). I eat my dinner on that table. Does he have no respect? No wonder he lived with his mom until he was 30. To be completely honest I'd rather have my cheating dad be in the house. At least he had some discipline and wasn't a british, northern ass. Any ideas how I can make him angry without him knowing it was me?

Etokapa 09/01/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Wait... you're mad because you ran into a suitcase that you knew had been there for 5 days?

DarkAegisX 09/01/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Call me an asshole. One more time. FWOOSH

Mikenchi 09/01/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Etokapa : Wait... you're mad because you ran into a suitcase that you knew had been there for 5 days? He moved it. It was in the bedroom in unused space. But he thought he'd put it in the hall for no reason at all.

CocaCola 09/01/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

http://i947.photobucket.com/albums/ad317/Runiteknite/Funny/Laser_pointer_dog.gif (photobucket) Do this & you'll be fine.

Etokapa 09/01/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Mikenchi : He moved it. It was in the bedroom in unused space. But he thought he'd put it in the hall for no reason at all. Did you ask him why it was in the hallway, or are you just assuming this?

Wolfz 09/01/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Go up to him and say You Shall Not Pass! anyways he is such a fail..you've been through this for 7 years!

xbabyy 09/01/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

CocaCola : http://i947.photobucket.com/albums/ad317/Runiteknite/Funny/Laser_pointer_dog.gif Do this & you'll be fine. Win.

DailyDoseOfRawr 09/01/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Unleash your inter spartan we all have it some where

FitoSaav 09/01/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

This is what you do. There are 5 machine guns on the top of the bunker, you're objective is to take down all the puddin pop soldiers with a stick of butter and a +AA battery. To do this, you're going to have to climb through the fields of sharpnel and dead cows, dodge the mortars and Nebelwerfers, kill any baby horses you see in you're path that are blocking you, and enter the bunker through the blue door. The bunker is filled with spiders and talking walking squids with laser tentacles and clubs. Play chess with each squid and spider and win them all, if you lose, you will be severely beaten to death and hung outside the bunker filled with holes. After you have defeated all the squids and spiders in a series of chess games, you will find dynamite in the form of a pineapple, throw it at the 5 machine gunners and use you're +AA battery to suffocate the puddin pop soldiers. As soon as they are killed, you will have 20 seconds to escape the bunker until the bunker turns inside out and converts into Buckingham Palace, take the elevator from where you are to the point from where you started. You're mom's boyfriend should be gone now, congratulations.

Mikenchi 09/01/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Etokapa : Did you ask him why it was in the hallway, or are you just assuming this? He's not going anywhere. And even if he was he shouldn't leave it in front of the light switch, in the dark, in the middle of the hall way.

Salacious 09/01/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

xbabyy : Win. What sexy said.

Etokapa 09/01/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Mikenchi : He's not going anywhere. And even if he was he shouldn't leave it in front of the light switch, in the dark, in the middle of the hall way. I'll take that as a 'no.' =/ He may be disrespectful when it comes to the kitchen table thing, but have you talked to your mother about it? Or him? Let them know how you feel about the situation instead of just holding it in and venting online. You can do more to fix the situation than we can.

GreenChocobo 09/01/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Kinda funny there, TS.

fpsmuch 09/01/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

killing him :D of course he won't know because he's dead :D 0_<

Mikenchi 09/01/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Etokapa : I'll take that as a 'no.' =/ He may be disrespectful when it comes to the kitchen table thing, but have you talked to your mother about it? Or him? Let them know how you feel about the situation instead of just holding it in and venting online. You can do more to fix the situation than we can. I tell my mom and she says "oh you're lucky. He could be really abusive like some boyfriends" I say "No. Because if he tryed to be abusive i'd kick his freaking ass."