So I got out of the hospital a few days ago.

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thread starter lilbabyviet Sep 01 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

So like I had a 105 fever, a bad cough, stomach aches and whatnot, soreness and weakness, and headaches the size of star jones' ass. Anywho I go to the hospital and they make me wait two hours inside of the waiting room clutching my stomach in pain. Finally they get around to putting me in a bed and then steal a pint of my blood. Then they made me wait another FIVE hours inside of the bed only for doctor frikkin fletcher to tell me I have a virus and there's nothing he can do about it. THANK YOU. IT TOOK YOU FIVE HOURS TO TELL ME THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO. So now I have to collect stool samples everytime I poo and let me tell you something. Have you seen someone sneeze to a point where it looks like a green shower of debris and phlegm? That's a rough comparison of the toilet bowl after I'm done. Literally. This deserved a FML.

lilbabyviet 09/01/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

tianyin : lol shouldve called the ambulance they make things so much faster just for 50buck driving fee :3 a frd called when i fell rollerblading down a huge ass hill and broke my arm lol, max minute waited was like 15min till a doc quickly fixed me up xD Edit: the blood test take a while especially in case of virus xP, cant really blame them for that one It's like 600 where I live.

ClementZ 09/01/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

lilbabyviet : So like I had a 105 fever, a bad cough, stomach aches and whatnot, soreness and weakness, and headaches the size of star jones' ass. Anywho I go to the hospital and they make me wait two hours inside of the waiting room clutching my stomach in pain. Finally they get around to putting me in a bed and then steal a pint of my blood. Then they made me wait another FIVE hours inside of the bed only for doctor frikkin fletcher to tell me I have a virus and there's nothing he can do about it. THANK YOU. IT TOOK YOU FIVE HOURS TO TELL ME THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO. So now I have to collect stool samples everytime I poo and let me tell you something. Have you seen someone sneeze to a point where it looks like a green shower of debris and phlegm? That's a rough comparison of the toilet bowl after I'm done. Literally. This deserved a FML. The part in bold made me laugh. But that sucks though. Especially the part about collecting stool samples from your...explosions.

zachu95 09/01/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Wow. feel bad for you. Just like that time I was younger and I had a high fever. I went to the hospital and was waiting 5 hours just for the doctor to tell me that I had a virus and then he said, "Let me write a prescription for you". Half an hour later, he comes back saying "Here you go, one medicine. Sorry I took so long, my son got an A in Math Class".

Fancy 09/01/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Ahh man i've been wondering why i haven't seen you in a while. Well man i hope you get better man.

lilbabyviet 09/01/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

zachu95 : Wow. feel bad for you. Just like that time I was younger and I had a high fever. I went to the hospital and was waiting 5 hours just for the doctor to tell me that I had a virus and then he said, "Let me write a prescription for you". Half an hour later, he comes back saying "Here you go, one medicine. Sorry I took so long, my son got an A in Math Class". I would've cussed the guy out. Well your son didn't wait five hours in the most uncomfortable bed in the world waiting for an incompetent doctor get him one pill now did he?

YourPirateGuy 09/01/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

kripsee hi

darkstarx7 09/01/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I hate having to wait for hours just for a doctor to tell you something pointless. In your case, it was much worse. Hope you feel better soon.

lilbabyviet 09/01/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

YourPirateGuy : kripsee hi GIVE ME YOUR EQUIPS YOU STINGY INGLORIOUS BASTERD.

Zaptacious 09/01/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

hey bro thats nothing if you want a real hospital story i'll give you one So i go to the hospital because i just went to my doctor and he said that i have to go to the hospital because of what i had,so im at the hospital and they take blood from me (2nd time) and they put me in the emergency room, they took MORE blood (3rd time) so im there and i had to get a CT scan done, and i had to drink this nasty stuff oh wait i forgot to tell you, THEY TOOK MORE BLOOD!(4th time) and this time my dad fainted on me in the emergency room!, and im there for hours and hours to Get a Ct scan done and to go home, i finally get my Ct scan after 4-5 hours and i wait for the scan results to get processed but they had to be send to Cali so im sitting there for another 3hours (7-8hours im there now) now im sitting with my parents in the E-room and all the other people there went home, and im there until 8am (it took 13hours to say "theres something wrong with you, come back for more tests") 13 GOD DAMN HOURS! and i still needed to come back for more tests

luckygirl300 09/01/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

ewww nobody wants to know about your poop

lilbabyviet 09/01/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

luckygirl300 : ewww nobody wants to know about your poop My dear, poop is a very important matter.