FakeFires guide? - BasilMarket Forum

thread starter ThatNicePerson Aug 30 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I never saw his guide. Could someone tell me the basic idea?

StirFriedCarrot 08/30/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Fade2BlacK : q:my womans dont move or air anymor a:+5000 points welcom 2 da kkk ahahahha my favorite part right here

aznseal 08/30/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

ITT: Nostalgia.

realfire 08/30/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

so i herd u liek, calld me or sumthing ~~~HOW 2 GET WOMENS GIDE~~~ introdumoduction dis gide wil tels u how 2 get womans. dis gide is garenteed 2 work n it has helped me get many womens. a womans mind 1rd u ned 2 no how a womans thinks.and in order 2 think like a womans u ned 2 b a womans. so i recomend u raid ur moms room n steal al her stuf n put dem on.*DONT 4GET MAKEUP VRY IMPORTANT* wen u r don u shuld look lik dis: being da womans now dat ur a womans u wil b able 2 tink lik 1.but wen u find out it doesnt work u go to da next part of the tutorial. wat 2 ware lik in my otter gide u has 2 ware rly big clothes,has tattoes, n lots of jewelry n bling bling. u wil b very PIMP after dis. i am da PIMP MASTER.word up n represent hunting womans dese creatures r vry rare. but wit my extreme noledge n wisdom i has found out der hiding places. womans hide in kitchens. dey can often b found cooking pancakes and or sandwitches. omg but master PIMP MASTER fakefire can u pls tel how 2 talk 2 1? ofcurse i can. womans talk in code. u has 2 use reverse psycocolleges. if u tel her she looks skiny she wont believes u. u has 2 tel her she looks fat.if shes skinny says omg u ned 2 go on a diet ur rly fat. but dis is wer it gets tricky evn if she is fat say it anyway. tubby lardo works very wel.i also recomend the nick name bigmac. here is a sampl convoversttion: womans:hi PIMP MASTER fakefire: sup bizzatch womans:nuthin wat about u P.M. fakefire:shut the $%^ up womans:omg ur so cool P.M. fakefirON TEL ME DINGS I ALREDY NO womans.:omgomgogom i want u 2 has my number fakefire: u r rly fat womans:awww ty. wat 2 do next omg PIMP MASTER fakefire wat do i do next? now dat u has a woman u can take her on a d8 or keep her as ur slave.if u want 2 go on a d8 u can take her 2 da movies or sumtin.or eat her if u get hungry.or u can do wat my dad does 2 my mom and play naked wrestling or play pillow fite w/ a baseball bat.w/e u want conclusion u will get many womens w/ dis gide. if i u didnt u can capture her and put her in a cage until she comes 2 her senses. copyrite PIMP MASTER fakefire 1924-2007 hopefuly dis wil get stiky?br /> Fakefire on how 2 properly beat a womans said: ?br /> @@@@@HOW 2 PROPERLY BEAT A WOMANS GIDE@@@@ INTRO:as som of u may no i taughted u how 2 get a womans wit expert precision. but sumtims ur womans dont listen. sumtims u ned 2 whip out ur pimp hand. i wil b teaching u da expert technics str8 from wat i saw my father do 2 my mommy. WEN DESE TECHNICS SHULD B USED:u no dose times wen ur watching nick jr n u want a sandwitch?u yell 2 ur womans MAKE ME A SANDWITCH but den she lik omg do it ur self pls. den ur lik wat did u say. dis is wen u use dese technics. also if u get 500 points u get 2 join da kkk. da kool kids klub is da club 4 only da cooliest of ppl. backhand:vry simpl. u jus tak ur backhand and swing it 2 her face.remembr da redder the mark the mor points u get. i currently has 19847 points. double backhand:u do da sam as abov but u use ur palm

aznseal 08/30/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I prefer the KS guide.

DownTown 08/30/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I can send you them if you have aim or something.

TheSafetyBlob 08/30/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Im assuming its funney.

99 08/30/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Memories.... I loved old basilmarket

KewlEH 08/30/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

It wasn't really that funny to be honest. I cringe every time I try to run it.

Fade2BlacK 08/30/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

KewlEH : It wasn't really that funny to be honest. I cringe every time I try to run it. I kinda agree with that. His act got pretty old later on. At least he made basil less boring.

VuongLe 08/30/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Some parts were funny, I google'd it and he even has a urbandictionary definition...