Atheists are ascended humans (Joke thread)

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thread starter spartan838 Aug 30 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Throughout the years even the world's greatest minds believed in God, there was never a question of doubt. The only question would be not IF he existed but how we knew he existed. Why would such brilliant minds up until even the 20th century never even have a moment of wavering faith. Why would empirical thinkers even try to find justification that just did not exist? They would construct elaborate or extremely circular theorems to justify the existence of not just God, but reality (See George Berkeley). Though our intellectual abilities throughout the ages have hardly progressed, our ability to rationally think has evolved at a rapid pace causing a rift between the population forming two kinds of subgroups: Type A Humans and Type B Humans. Type A Humans: Atheists Type B Humans: Humans that still have faith in a specific religion blindly, they may have extremely high IQs and are capable of critical thinking to some degree, but they lack the necessary rationalistic ability to clearly see why there cannot be a Christian God (In an infinite universe a Perfect or Godly being is obviously possible, as is a Christian God if and only if you can believe in Polytheism). No logical thought or explanation can convince them, they cannot interpret the logical evidence by choice, but because of a brain deficiency. People who believe in God are simply not capable of logical thought. Faith is one thing, but delusional devotion is something entirely different. These Type B humans are not like this by choice, they were born this way. Here are 3 questions that are not commonly asked on why a Christian God could not exist? 1) Why would a perfect being create an existence EXACTLY like our own? 2) Why would this perfect being only create ONE existence like this in infinite universe? 3) Why would a perfect being that wants us to lead lives certain ways NOT tell us the correct way to lead our lives to reach salvation? (Why there is 10000 Christian denominations). When a Type B human reads this, they will look at this and try to justify it with responses, or simply talk about faith. A type A human would immediately realize that the idea of a perfect being using Christian mythos is simply irrational, while the Type B human will not be able to understand why other's cant comprehend why these questions are irrelevant or their irrational responses are justified. Atheists are ascended human beings, and eventually the brain deficiency found in Type B humans will slowly vanish until society if purged of our current theistic beliefs.

LouBega 08/30/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

i love jesus.

RedsArmy 08/30/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Biased thread, didn't read a word of it beyond the title.

PhoFTW 08/30/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

RedsArmy : Biased thread, didn't read a word of it beyond the title. Biased opinion

A4No0b 08/30/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Which brilliant minds according to you, were devout theists? BTW for basilers too ignorant to notice, op is trolling.

chathana 08/30/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Ummm............ok?

zamongdan Aug 30 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Purging of religions? Does this sound like hitler or what? If atheists see things so logically, what strand of genes or DNA makes a person religious in the brain? spartan838 : No logical thought or explanation can convince them, they cannot interpret the logical evidence by choice, but because of a brain deficiency. Doesnt that mean that if a type B person that never gets introduced to a religion they end by as an unlogical atheist? Just saying in case people really change their beliefs because of a troll thread -.-

Anonymoose 08/30/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

true dat

spartan838 08/30/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

A4No0b : Which brilliant minds according to you, were devout theists? BTW for basilers too ignorant to notice, op is trolling. You passed. congrats.

Karamazov 08/30/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Riveting tale, chap

coldxkt Aug 30 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I will try to explain those questions. The first one is vague, elaborate what you mean by it. The second question is easy to answer. Why do some people want to eat vanilla ice cream when there's chocolate out there? The third question is more difficult to answer. You must look at it from the Christian perspective, or you will not get it. God (should you choose to believe in Him) tells us how to live our lives. You have the 10 commandments, which tell you the basics. You have the bible, which goes into detail about all the little stuff. God also shows us the way through our lives. As a Christian, you must have faith and know that God is with you. He knows what's best and will lead you on the right path. I am a pro on religious debates. EDIT: The whole point of Christianity is faith. That is the whole point. God wants to see how dedicated you are to him. If he says, "I am God, bow down" and does all this crazy stuff, the world will know that he is God and everyone will worship him. But Christianity, instead, tests faith, and should you choose not to believe in him, then you walk your own road.

spartan838 08/30/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

zamongdan : Purging of religions? Does this sound like hitler or what? If atheists see things so logically, what strand of genes or DNA makes a person religious in the brain? /sigh

heyitsmexD Aug 30 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

RedsArmy : Biased thread, didn't read a word of it beyond the title. You couldn't understand it even if you read it. zamongdan : Purging of religions? Does this sound like hitler or what? If atheists see things so logically, what strand of genes or DNA makes a person religious in the brain /facepalm

stefan812 Aug 30 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Yet people go on to respond in this thread being 100% serious.

Crashinator 08/30/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Christianity isn't the only religion.