Epic Jokes Come Here!

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thread starter irockudontz Aug 30 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Have a EPIC joke? Post it here! Hall Of Fame: 1.IamXray 2.UhhflavoR 3.DualWolf

iHiryuu 08/30/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

What did you ask me? I'm sorry sir, I can't hiryuu!

busterladusk 08/30/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

y did the chicken cross the road? cz he had aids

megabob10 08/30/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Why don't you tell an egg a joke? IT MIGHT CRACK UP! I'd tell you a joke about butter, BUT IT MIGHT SPREAD.

Vuxrian 08/30/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

HEY HEY, HERES A GOOD ONE. What's big, hairy, and has a nose? http://ettf.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/animal.jpg

stefan812 08/30/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

A blonde is having trouble finishing a puzzle so she calls her boyfriend for help. She tells her boyfriend that the puzzles too hard for her and she doesnt know what to do. Her boyfriend asks what the box says it's supposed to look like. She said a Tiger. He said he'll be right over. When he comes over he looks at the table and then looks at her. He says "Let's sit down for second and have a cup of coffee. After that we'll put all the frosted flakes back in the box".

TonyBaby 08/30/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

So, this blonde texted me. She asked "what does idk stand for?" I texted back "I don't know" shes like "omg no one does!"

UhhFlavoR 08/30/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

it was his hat mr krabs he was number 1!

USFRanger 08/30/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

What's the similarity between a black women and a hockey player? They both change their pads after 3 periods. You didnt get this from me. Got it off my friends facebook status :D

TomatoJay Aug 30 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

What do you call a cold dog? A CHILLY DOG! OM NOM NOM NOM NOM

Nessaur 08/30/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

This is airplane is going to crash and the pilot says i have good news and bad news. The bad news is this plane is going down and quick, the good news is if we throw people off the plane we might be able to recover. The pilot say ok lets start alphabetically, (A) are there any African Americans on the plane? No one answers. (B) Are there any Black people on the plane, no one answers. (C) Are there any colored people on the plane, no one answers. So then a black kid says to his dad, "I thought we were African American, black, and colored." His dad says "No son, today we're n*ggers we'll let the mexicans go before us." So the little boy laughs at a mexican boy next to him, "Haha you go before us!" The mexican boy replies, "No man, today I'm a w*tback" my dad told me this joke... lol.

Sadaxer 08/30/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can and its free.

ZuWrath 08/30/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Would anybody like some pound cake? I'D LIKE SOME POUND CAKE!

Swisp 08/30/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Three people died and went to heaven. When they were in front of the gate, Saint Peter told them that he would let whoever had the funniest death live again. So the first person starts. He says "I was at work while one of his co workers tells me that my wife is cheating on me. I quickly go back to my house to find his wife there naked. So I angrily pick up the fridge and throws it out the window. One of the chords wraps around my leg and it pulls me with it so I died." The second man says "I was outside doing my job as a window cleaner when some idiot throws a refrigerator on me so I died." And the third man says "oh yeah? well I was hiding in the fridge..."

AlternateTRUTH 08/30/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

So there's these 2 muffins in an oven. They're both sitting, just chilling and getting baked. And one of them yells "God Damn, it's hot in here!" And the other muffin replies "Holy Crap, a talking muffin!"

clawX4 08/30/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

a blind guy walks into a bar,he sits down orders a beer. then he yels: hey who whants to hear a blondes joke? the woman next to him taps him on the shoulder and says: sir the blond lady next to you is a blackbelt in judo,the door guard is a blond lady,the bartender is a 100kg blond lady,and i'm a blond lady who is a police offiser. So sir please think,now do u still whant to tell the joke? so the man says: nah,not if i'm gona have to explain it 4 times!