thread starter Lousario Aug 28 2009
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| Fellow Scanians! You may remember me as the man (Or Prophet that Sally released upon the Maple World) or the guy who write the true message on why Scanians are superior. Well now my fellow Scanians! The blood that has been dropped due to the high overpriced items of Bellocan which had led Scania into a economic depression. Sally is not pleased. While the Berans have threatened to bomb our Scanian Helios Tower. May i remind you of the hijacked boat that was on purposely crashed into Eos Tower, who caused this to happen? It was none other than the Berans that are currently allied to Windia. Windia has also made a huge mistake of even allying with the dang Berans. Remember Windia, we made a deal known as the "Treaty of Nautilus" in which you were forced to sign due to your losses in the Great Maple War II. The treaty consisted of many things. - Your warships would be limited to a number of 5. - Your Throwing Stars will now be imported from Great Mother Scania only. - 20 Percent of the taxes resulted from the trades will go to the Scanian Happyville Sweatshops. (All workers in the sweatshops are Demethians) - You are limited to using fame only once every week. Despite the fact that you still are able to do it once a day, even so, if you try to bypass this law, you are breaking the stone cold rules that Great Mother Scania has set upon all you other worthless worlds. Any other worlds, that i did not mention. Be careful, you do not want another Great Maple War right? All those poor scanians who lost their lives on that war... Praise Mother Scania! You are all now dismissed by me, Great Scanian Dictator Lousario! Lust will not cross Scania Or maybe it will Under the eyes of Sally (The Creator of the Maple World) ~Lousario |
