Bad jokes come here

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thread starter TheSafetyBlob Aug 28 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

The baddest, corniest, worst jokes ever come here. Hall of fame: MapleMan10 devilskin WhereDidItGo RobinKin iglookids MapleSoul

GatorAid 08/28/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

A man and a women were arguing over who should make coffee. The woman says that the man should do it because it says it in the bible The man doesn't believe her so she gets a bible and shows him that it does infact say "hebrews" harharharharhar

thefighter Aug 28 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

All right! Chuck Norris Jokes!

devilskin 08/28/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

megabob10 : I got this. Why don't you tell an egg a joke? It might crack up. I'd tell you a joke about butter, but it might spread. Lol, love this.

TheAwesomeOne 08/28/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

MapleMan10 : Why is 6 afraid of 7? ..... ....... ........ ..... ....... ...... ... ....... ...... ...... ..... ...... .... ....... .... TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE OH SNAP. *kneeslaps*

TheSafetyBlob 08/28/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Genesis : Yo momma so fat, she's fat. yo mamma so fat she has her own zip code

th4taznguy 08/28/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

What do you call epileptic lettuce? Seizure salad.

miniman311 08/28/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

two guys walk into a bar, one ducks

Genesis 08/28/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

TheSafetyBlob : yo mamma so fat she has her own zip code Yo that was not cool dude.

SirKoops 08/28/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall? "Dam."

MultipleAct2324 08/28/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Why did the Chicken cross the road?

Genesis 08/28/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

MultipleAct2324 : Why did the Chicken cross the road? TO GET COOKED! HAHAHAH@!#@

ShawmeBlue 08/28/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I had to call crimestoppers, to stop you from peeping at me in the shower.

TheSafetyBlob 08/28/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

miniman311 : two guys walk into a bar, one ducks lol

gokuryu Aug 29 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

yo momma so stupid, she bought a eco friendly car cuz she thought it would save the economy what do u call a person that can bait a fishing line real good. a master baiter a blonde in 3rd grade asks her mom 'mom y am i the tallest in the class?' the mom says 'cuz ur a blonde' the blonde asks 'mom y am i the loudest in my class?' the mom says 'cuz ur a blonde' the blonde asks 'mom y do i got the biggest boobs in my class is it cuz im a blonde?' the mom says 'no its cuz ur freakin 21'

Abstract 08/28/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

ShuraiPu : Womens Rights. win.