Serious Joke Thread.

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thread starter iLikech0c0 Aug 27 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

For you guys out there who do not have a sense of humor. This is the serious joke thread. Why did the chicken cross the road? Because she was being chased by an abusive rooster.

bromguardian 08/27/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

You're a joke :O

BirthControl 08/27/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

bromguardian : You're a joke :O You're an even bigger joke.

bromguardian Aug 27 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

BirthControl : You're an even bigger joke. No, you're an even bigger joke.

tiganior1 Aug 27 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Why did the black guy go to the KFC? He was hungry, and felt like some friend chicken; but not before inviting his white, asian and hispanic friends to share some of his meal, but not before paying with some leftover money from a raise from a hard-working job! -knee slap-

mapleSoul Aug 27 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a homicidal, psychpathic number in nature. He freely ate the innocent number of 9 to prove where he stands, and of course, he avoided all lawsuits he was charged with. He did not care about any controversies about him, but only about his twisted, cannibalistic needs.

BlueEraser 08/27/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

mapleSoul : Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a homicidal, psychpathic number in nature. He freely ate the innocent number of 9 to prove where he stands, and of course, he avoided all lawsuits he was charged with. He did not care about any controversies about him, but only about his twisted, cannibalistic needs. 4:30 am, guess who isn't sleeping!

TheMagdiel 08/27/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

TopMage 08/27/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

lmao... I'm actually getting a chuckle from these SERIOUS jokes.

Rawky 08/27/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Why did the chicken cross the road? Earlier that morning the farmers daughter had inadvertently left the gate to the yard open as she was preoccupied by her worry over a maths test set for that day. She hadn't studied for the test as she was still deeply distressed over her fathers recent heart attack. This, coupled with the added burden of household chores now delegated to her because her mother was out trying to get the west field prepared for sowing, had made her quite forgetful and distracted of late. Whilst several chickens escaped, only one strayed so far that it actually encountered the road facing the farm. After crossing the road and gorging itself in a soybean crop, the chicken was struck by a furniture removers van as it attempted to make its way home. Several hours later the dead chicken was spotted by a Community Mental Health Worker who was doing his bi-weekly rural clinic run. The chicken, being a bantam caught the eye of the Mental Health worker, who was a keen trout fisherman. "Cool" thought the mental health worker- "those feathers will make for excellent trout flies". He stopped and plucked a handful of the most iridescent blue, green and orange feathers and placed them in an envelope. He rolled himself a cigarette, sat on the trunk of his car and admired the clouds. "God, I love this job", he muttered to no one in particular.

kinkytifa 08/27/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Did you wake up ship-wrecked? Both hands on mast and sea men all over the deck.

iLikech0c0 08/27/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Why did the guy's family not celebrate any holidays this year? Because the dad lost his job after the wife died.