Ways to get revenge

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thread starter USFRanger Aug 24 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

So today, my boy friend did something really innapropriate to me. I feel really deppresed and such, and i'm looking for ways to get him back. And I want it to be BIG. I dont care if it involves me making something dangerous, I really want him to feel the pain i'm feeling right now, both physically and mentally. Also, if it involves me buying anything, keep the price range below 10,000 USD. Also, please, only things which are available in sweden . Good suggestions people, but I was thinking more along the lines of throwing something big/explosive at him.

Wiziii 08/24/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Have sex with him. That'll teach him!

HappyGoLucky 08/24/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Well, since we don't know what happened, most of us are just yelling out some random ideas. Blackmail him? :D

hoobastank 08/24/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Photoshop some pictures of him doing (insert something inappropriate here) and send it to every one he knows, like his parents andyours too .

LOLOMGBBQ 08/24/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Lesnar : Calling you right now. You're hired.

Sweetie 08/24/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Why don't you just not have sex with him for a month or something. Free and not a huge effort on your part, but be assured that he'll feel the pain.

HokKan 08/24/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Wiziii : Have sex with him. That'll teach him! Hahahahaha!

alexispro123 08/24/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

you could lit up firecrackers on him. just put a bunch by his door, light them all up and ring the bell twice and run. I personally like these http://www.dyberryfireworks.com/firecrackers16-4.jpg they are cheap and good to

Satoshi1234 08/24/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Go on a roof where you know he usually passes by. As he passes by, dump a bucket of nails and discarded razor blades on him. After that, soak him in lemon juice before he makes a getaway.

HokKan 08/24/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Okay seriously though, if you really wanna torture someone, I have some suggestions. Get some strong rope, a chair, a cloth and some chloroform. Pour the chloroform on the cloth and sneak up behind him and shove that thing in his face. He'll be unconscious in a bit. When he's unconscious, drag him onto the chair and tie him up. Now you can be a little creative. I suggest stabbing nails in his sausage and pinning his eyeball. Or set a mousetrap on his sausage or tongue. Then pour ice cold water on his sausage and once he gets accustomed to the cold, pour hot boiling water on it, so it would be extra painful.

Krazy 08/24/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

HokKan : Okay seriously though, if you really wanna torture someone, I have some suggestions. Get some strong rope, a chair, a cloth and some chloroform. Pour the chloroform on the cloth and sneak up behind him and shove that thing in his face. He'll be unconscious in a bit. When he's unconscious, drag him onto the chair and tie him up. Now you can be a little creative. I suggest stabbing nails in his sausage and pinning his eyeball. Or set a mousetrap on his sausage or tongue. Then pour ice cold water on his sausage and once he gets accustomed to the cold, pour hot boiling water on it, so it would be extra painful. I'm sure no one will be suspicious of her buying rope, a cloth, a chair, and some chloroform.

yummyaznyumy Aug 24 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Hire someone with big feet to kick his nuts hard. That's physical and mental pain.

Persephone 08/24/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

wtheck you`re willing to spend ten grand? why don`t you tell the police that he`s wanted in fourteen states for harassment & that he likes little boys?

CrownedSorrow 08/24/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Tie him to his bed and then force him to eat laxatives and put hot sauce in his eyes. Then give him a lot of paper cuts and put salt on the cuts.

ashkanz 08/24/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Or tie him to a chair. and make him listen to hannah montana for 2 weeks. reminds me off : http://pspiso.com/showthread.php?t=492603

HokKan 08/24/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Krazy : I'm sure no one will be suspicious of her buying rope, a cloth, a chair, and some chloroform. You don't have to buy them at the same place and pay at the same cashier.