My discovery changed my life. Forever.

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thread starter ToeSheBah Aug 23 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

And I'm going to share it with you today. We all fart. We all love to and we all love the smell. But just how could you effectively smell your own farts, and possibly experience it with all 5 senses? Well I've found a way. What you need: Gas Gum Enough boredom to try it. When I have REALLY BAD GAS, iIget some GOOD bubble gum chewed up. Then, I take of my pants and aim my ass up in the air. I pancake my wad of bubble gum and adhere it to all the butt hairs around my butt. Then I have blastoff. I make a baloon. Now, most people only get to enjoy a fart with 2 senses, maybe even 3 if they are lucky. Not me. I get all 5. I can see my fart, smell my fart, taste it when I rechew the gum, hear the fart rip real fierce like, and touch it via baloon. It was my sheer genius that discovered this. If you really dig on farts and have a flatuence fascination, I suggest using my fart ballon method. Just imagine, you can flavor the wet fart to match whatever you choose to chew. Its quite exciting. You havent lived till you stuck a fart in your mouth and popped it out your nostrils. You will thank me later. Fine you guys found my post on isitnormal. I thought it would be deleted since i typed it back i dont know when.

SmexAndCandy 08/23/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

You mean we taste our own feces all the time?

ericcarrot 08/23/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I loled. lolololol

SinreI 08/23/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I had to laugh at this. Because I didn't see it coming. -claps- Good job.

MinuteMade 08/23/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

i am so disgusted i cant even bnwejuhewfij;

CreamyTaco 08/23/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

lol your random :D

BurninDavyn Aug 23 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

ToeSheBah : I assure you this act of geniousness is only by me. Google it if you like. If you type Ctrl+F and paste in "DiaperMouth (20207)", you have been owned.

ZakEmbar 08/23/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

...whaaat?

Kwals 08/23/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Omg, thats so nasty.

kenster180 08/23/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Pics or it never happened ! =o !

birdyskate 08/23/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

-starts slow clap-

ToeSheBah 08/23/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

@ Burnin That's me btw ;D. But I do not need to convince a simple earthling because they eat beans.

GreenChocobo 08/23/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Gentlemen, this is a breakthrough in science! Quite possibly a new source of cheap energy even!

intimacy 08/23/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

damn now that's hot.

ToeSheBah 08/23/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

GreenChocobo : Gentlemen, this is a breakthrough in science! Quite possibly a new source of cheap energy even! I am sending this information to all bubble gum factories as we speak.

BurninDavyn 08/23/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

ToeSheBah : @ Burnin That's me btw ;D. But I do not need to convince a simple earthling because they eat beans. I believe you, as seeing you're immature enough to post on a website like that, or look onto the site at the very least.