Joke of the day?

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thread starter AlwaysBowman Aug 17 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Noob says to GM: Why do GMs always have so ugly nx clothes? GM: Because they can, and it's free. /fail joke attempt ^^

Tomorted 08/17/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Thats true Lol :D.

GunChecker 08/17/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

what ruins the 6.9? The period.

MarthIsGay 08/17/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

GunChecker : what ruins the 6.9? The period. Lmao. I like that one.

SuperLuigi 08/17/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause it was chicken.

Arias 08/17/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Why was Mushdad mad at Mushmom? She was always in Someone Else's House! *Is a joke stealer*

gnawid1 08/17/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

^^ win.

Mich 08/17/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

GunChecker : what ruins the 6.9? The period. rofl i true

GunChecker 08/17/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

why did the rooster jump in the water after the cat? Cuz every c0ck likes a wet pvssy

ajimbo 08/17/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

So this guy walks into a bar. Ouch. aahahaha

LoveMageLove 08/17/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

GunChecker : why did the rooster jump in the water after the cat? Cuz every c0ck likes a wet pvssy I lol'd.

jwang239 08/17/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

LOL. GunChecker haz some nice s3x jokez.

Arias 08/17/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

What's worse than biting in to an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust :D! What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor? What's brown and sticky? A stick. A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. THe employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

infferrno 08/17/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

GunChecker : what ruins the 6.9? The period. You said it wrong... it's What's a 6.9? A 69 ruined by a period!

GunChecker 08/17/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

@above oh lol