thread starter Palette Aug 15 2009
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| My name is Professor Sarah and I study you creatures for a living. We humans live alongside you animals and force you to do our menial tasks, but all-in-all there is so much we have yet to discover about you. That's why I've compiled a MapleDex, to document all the species and help humans understand you better. #001: The ugly stupid fat girl For some reason this girl is stupid beyond belief and seems to not understand the simplist of concepts. She always seems to be in your party quests for some reason even though she obviously doesn't understand a single thing. The only way to get past the current stage is to drop a maple anniversary piece of cake by the doorway. You can easily spot this monstrosity by looking for the girl with the most hideous matchup of NX, one such example is a rainbow hoodie with gangsta pants, the default eyes and hair, an allergic reaction and a chicken smackaroo. #002: Wannabe Gangsta Most often seen hanging around Kerning or Henesys, wearing inappropriate NX, using inappropriate language and informing others of his crappy rapping concerts, he often uses the terms Dawg, homie G, phattt, shizzle and crib in every second sentence yet he always seems surprised that he never manages to land a girl, or friends for that matter. #003: Lito Azn Grl This girl does NOT want to talk to you, she minds her own business and sticks with her little group of Asian friends, often speaking in an Asian dialect. She has no interest in what you have to say to her and wouldn't notice if you left. A common conversation between one and a Lito Azn Grl often goes down like this: Lito Azn Grl has entered the chatroom You: Heyyy. Her: ...? You: So how are you? Her: k Lito Azn Grl has left the chatroom Or more commonly like this: Lito Azn Grl has entered the chatroom Lito Azn Grl has left the chatroom #004: Attention Horse The attention horse is often seen smega-ing atleast 20 times a day about random disgorged things such as "OH NOES. MATT HAS TURNED INTO A BUBBLE AND IS TAKING OVER THE CITY" Attention Horse thrives on the negative attention she gets because she has no other way of obtaining attention other than annoying the hell out of the other people playing maplestory. #005: Gold Digger Gold digger is often an ugly girl or guy in real life, and since they have failed to be a gold digger in real life, they have become a gold digger in the one place they can; maplestory. Gold digger often buys just enough money to get a hairdo and eyes for their female character, then often goes to Henesys and targets all the rich looking males and sends them pictures of hot looking girls they find on google trying to pass them up as themselves. After a few days of knowing the male, the gold digger is latched onto him like a parasite and starts sucking off all of his money, once the male has been drained, the gold digger then searches for the next suitable host, and the process repeats. #006: Clingy girlfriend Often a lonely girl in real life and resorts to looking |
