Your FMLs of the day!

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thread starter Camdon Aug 14 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I'll start. So today (about 5 minutes ago), I noticed on my brand new eyebrow barbell (just the barbell, I got the piercing almost 6 years ago) that the bottom ball was loose. I turned the bottom bead to tighten it, and forgot that it was reverse screwed. I ended up screwing it off, and then someone bumped into me by accident, causing me to drop the bead. It bounced twice, and as it was about to hit the ground a 3rd time, it went down a sewer hole. The only barbells I am not allergic to are 15-20 dollars each, the cheap 5-10 dollar ones give my skin a bad rash. I bought this one yesterday because I lost the bead on my old one 3 days prior... I have to buy a new one later today... 20 bucks down the drain, literally... FML PS: FML = Eff my Life

HolyMythos 08/14/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

The construction workers woke me up at 7am to tell me to move my car so they could work on our driveway... my car wasn't in the driveway.

ZappyPantz 08/14/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

MLIA (MY LIFE IS AVERAGE > FML

PrawnMonster 08/14/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

This is pure and utter stupidity. /thread.

infferrno 08/14/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Mine? Uh... procrastinating my summer homework until like 2 weeks before school starts. :D

Bobbert 08/14/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

i smoked 2 cigarettes fml

HappyGoLucky 08/14/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Today, I drank some SunnyD. It was too sweet. MLI--.. FML.

kratos223 08/14/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Today I went to the Dentist for a yearly check up. The Dentist told me I really need to to stop smoking or it's going to be curtains for me. I don't smoke. FML.

Tainysi 08/14/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

today i went to fmylife. com for better FMLs than this thread

ScaniaSin 08/14/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I commented in this thread. FML!

DanAikido 08/14/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Children in Africa are starving FYL

Cookoo 08/14/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I got work today..FML

Choo 08/14/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I can't sing the alphabet. - FML

gaara101 08/14/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I bought NX this week. - FML

StephenDedalus 08/14/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

what the hell is fml and what is the point of it?