Yo Mamma jokes

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thread starter SoulArtison Aug 14 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Post some yo mamma jokes =P

TehnakedSin Aug 14 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Your mama is so fat she has love handles? I am bad at this ='[

SoulArtison Aug 14 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Yo mama is so fat that she fell in love and broke it

Vampriya 08/14/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

" Yo momma's so fat she got hit by a parked car" -- "Yo momma's so stupid she sat on the TV to watch the couch" -- i heard those from my bro a while ago. - I thought they were funny...a few times

FlashBlow 08/14/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

If someone on broa reads this post and has soem msega left oevrs please use it when you see jordy smegaing again. "your mama so stupid and fat she trips over wireless internet". Thank You.

Corporate 08/14/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, I thought it was her phone number.

SimpLyFresh 08/14/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Yo mama so fat, she doesnt pose for camera pics, she poses for sattelite pics Yo mama so fat she went up to space, and there was No space Yo mama so Stupid, she put a peephole in a glass door Yo mama so stupid, she uses a GPS to cross the street Yo mama so stupid she locked herself in a motorcycle Yo mama so lazy, she works at home and is still late for work Yo mama so hairy, when she was naked people thought she was wearing a fur coat

VMIT 08/14/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

yo mama catches caterpie with a masterball

DarkWater 08/14/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Your mom has such little self-control that she continues eating even though she probably notices that she's morbidly obese. /thread

kuroneko93 08/14/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Yo momma so hot, i would bang her

Nuwen 08/14/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

DarkWater : Your mom has such little self-control that she continues eating even though she probably notices that she's morbidly obese. /thread lol'd. Your mama is so fat that when God said "Let there be light", He meant "MOVE OUT OF THE WAY."

iAreRedfield 08/14/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Your mom makes great Yo Momma jokes.

MapleFokTale 08/14/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Yo momma so fat when she jumped for joy, she got stuck.

DeadlyUM 08/14/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Yo momma is like a bowling ball. She gets picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutters.

FlashBlow 08/15/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Yo momma is hairy that when she lift up her left arm people thought she was groing a wig