Mean Cousin Problem

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thread starter xiCookie101x Aug 02 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

-HELP- Heh... heh.. Well I have this cousin, Jessica, she's GORGEOUS and I get really jealous of her sometimes. She's such a hypocrite because whenever my aunt brings home Carls Jr. hehe, she eats TWO burgers, and when I eat a burger and a half -I'm such a fattie- she starts yelling at me that I'm gonna grow fat and alone. Then there's her friends, every night she goes out with her friends without her mom knowing while I stay home either being on the computer, watching tv, napping, or just playing around with my ADORABLE, -cough- evil, siblings! When she comes home she says I'm a no-life when I actually have a JOB and go out on Saturdays, Sundays, and Fridays. This one time I actually stand up to her but she runs to our grandma and tells on me that I talk back to her -.- When I ignore her she comes to ME, like when I'm watching tv for like idk 30 minutes she says STOP WATCHING TV YOU KEEP SPENDING SO MUCH MONEY, everything I do is wrong in her eyes T^T Jessica is 17 years old and I'm 14. -Beep beep, bad grammar!- FML

konfooshus 08/02/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Gimme jessica's address and number and ill teach her a lesson

proknifer 08/02/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

dye her shampoo

ILikezPiez 08/02/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

sounds like a typical cousin to me

Spudman 08/02/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Kill her, problem solved. If not, ignore her, she's just stuck up.

ICantKs 08/02/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Yeah.. Just a heads up: She's not getting anywhere by hanging out with her friends. You on the other hand have a job and it's UP TO YOU to spend it. Not her. Don't let anyone ever make you feel like you don't deserve what you want. I'm not sure if that quote from 10 Things I Hate About You helped, but I thought I'd jsut put it out there.

FreeSamples 08/02/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Tell her to get some friends.

PhoenixShots Aug 02 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

be the mature one and just ignore her, shes acting very childish if you can, bring a couple of friends over and have some fun in front of her

D4rkOblivi0n 08/02/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

You can ignore her, or you can fill up her shampoo bottle with Nair cream. :B

CcSx3 08/02/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

konfooshus said: "Gimme jessica's address and number and ill teach her a lesson" not before i do ;]!

JOSHHHFSHO 08/02/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

D4rkOblivi0n said: "You can ignore her, or you can fill up her shampoo bottle with Nair cream. :B" This. Ive never seen so much win in one single post.

SavageThievz 08/02/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

do a cartoon door slam on her face. thats wut i did to my cousin, although it was for no reason :P when i was a little kid i mean INSTRUCTIONS stand at the front door when she comes home, and then when she comes close enough, smack her face with the door and close it >:D then just say u were trying play a prank

xiCookie101x 08/02/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

D4rkOblivi0n said: "You can ignore her, or you can fill up her shampoo bottle with Nair cream. :B" Hehe, I've done that before.... but with honey and squirrel blood

fatstro 08/02/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

can you show us a pic of this gorgeous jessica, son?

xiCookie101x 08/02/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

fatstro said: "can you show us a pic of this gorgeous jessica, son?" I don't take pictures of her, but she's GORGEOUS