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thread starter SLOWPOKEE Jul 29 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Are your legs tired? Cause you've been running through my mind all day! GO!

megaf6 07/29/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I'm not too smart with pies, but you just made my banana cream.

RiftRun 07/29/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

NoobCakes said: "YOU! ME! BED! NAO! Always work. =3" I always forget the bed.

XxXKyuanXxX 07/29/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

are you from the farm? cuz you sure know how to raise a cock...

kmac 07/29/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

ok, it just got really out of hand with the dude above me

WSbojer 07/29/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

XxXKyuanXxX wins at life officially.

NoobCakes 07/29/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Look! I'm good at math! U + I = 69 =3

HKtada 07/29/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Me: Did it hurt? Girl: When I fell from heaven? Me: No when your mom threw a brick at your face,

mrguy9 07/29/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

are you a pokemon? cause I wanna pikachu!

PiN0ySiN 07/29/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

You must be a spearman because you've got a HYPERBODY

demimatsui 07/29/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Wanna tickle my bawlz?

juzt0ny 07/30/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I'd like to bisect your angle.

nigel3018 07/30/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

They call me Nigel, but you can call me tonight

JuanGotoh 07/30/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I accidentally my pants. is this dangerous?

javacola 07/30/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

call someone over wiith ur pointer finger. "if i made you come with a finger, imagine what I can do with my whole hand" saw this in a movie somewhere...

BananaBuddie 07/30/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

if i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put U between F and CK