Maplestory Jokes!

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thread starter magicman593 Jul 29 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Instructions Three kinds of Jokes will be posted here. You know your addicted to Maplestory when... You're such a noob that... And just regular jokes. Examples You know you're addicted to maplestory when you get turned on when a Drop gamer drops her pants. You're such a noob that when your ilbis run out, you drop the empty set! If you vac hack at aqua road, does that mean you suck pianus? Hall of Fame Addiction Jokes 1.You know your addicted to MS when you, just like your maple character, wear the same clothes for 90 days straight. (Written by RJ1228) 2.You know your addicted to maplestory when you ask your manager for your 2nd job advancement. (Written by Narutodude7) 3.You know your addicted when someone sits next to you in starbucks, and you turn to them and say "cc plz" (Written by dawningblade) 4.You know you're addicted to MapleStory when you try to shop for Onxy Apples at the grocery store. (Written by KyHuntress) 5.Your Addicted to maple when your mom drops a panlid and you say MoM do u no much thats worth! (Written by Spartan1995) 6.You know ur addicted to MS when ur scared to go into a haunted house because ur scared of Voodoos and Hoodoos. (Written by Phantom133) 7.You know your addicted to MapleStory when you jump on the back of a tortise and tell it to go faster. (Written by Zielo) 8.You know your addicted to maple when you think standing there/sitting there doing nothing with a big box over your head saying "fame me" will get you famous. (Written by MrStache) 9.You know your addicted to MS when you poke the cashier to buy things from them. (Written by RJ1228) 10.You know your addicted to Maplestory when u see a pig and start yelling"COME HERE I WANT YOUR OMOK PIECE" (Written by Phantom133) Noob jokes 1.You are Noob if you think zakum wants to hug you. (Written by hamsterfield) 2.You know your a noob when you try to talk to NPC's, and you think they'll talk back. (Writen by dawningblade) 3.You know your noob when you go buy a green paint brush to paint the bubblings green so you can kill them easier. (Written by Dashoe) 4.You know your a noob when you buy a "Green Onyx Apple". (Written by Zielo) 5.You know your a noob when you see a hermit throwing avenger star and ask them from where do i buy that big star? (Written by iZoom) 6.You know ur a noob when u see someone throwing ilbis and ask them"What NPC do u buy ilbis from?" (Written by Phantom133) 7.You're such a noob that when you try to Catch the Pig, you take out your Frying Pan full of Bacon. (Writen by vietnoodgent) 8.You know your a noob when a ilbi drops u say"Ew wats that" (Written by Phantom133) 9. 10. Regular Jokes 1.A girl's boyfriend says "Im going to make a CK!" the girl says, "i though you already had one D:" (Written by lollollolhaha) 2.Your mom has more crabs than florina beach. (Written by Annarexia) 3.Why did Mushdad leave Mushmom? Because whenever he said /find Mushmom, she's always at someone elses house! (Written by SupaSushii) 4.I'm so pro Shumi lost more than h

dawningblade 07/29/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

You know your a noob when you try to talk to NPC's, and you think they'll talk back.

magicman593 07/29/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Keep em coming, guys... Most of these are really good. I'm not going to add my jokes to the Hall of Fame because it looks selfish, so no stealing mine! You know you're addicted to MapleStory when you have a guild name under your nametag at work.

Phantom133 07/29/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

magicman593 said: "Keep em coming, guys... Most of these are really good. I'm not going to add my jokes to the Hall of Fame because it looks selfish, so no stealing mine! You know you're addicted to MapleStory when you have a guild name under your nametag at work." LMAO that jokes awesome

JieToh 07/29/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

oilleaker00 said: "I'm so pro Shumi lost more than her coin. =P" Lmao....

magicman593 07/29/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Phantom133 said: " LMAO that jokes awesome" I didn't even steal that, i made that up on the spot.

shirazzzz 07/29/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

oilleaker00 said: "I'm so pro Shumi lost more than her coin. =P" When I met shumi, her coin wasnt the only thing she was upset about losing so soon FIXED!

zigzaggy 07/29/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I'm so pro that i gave Mr. Pickall at KC a lock that he couldn't pick

Phantom133 07/29/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

lol time for more jokes You know ur addicted to MS when ur about to get hit by an animal and yell"I DONT HAVE MUCH HP DONT HURT ME" You know ur a noob when u see someone throwing ilbis and ask them"What NPC do u buy ilbis from?" thats all for now

KyHuntress 07/29/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

You know you're a noob when you sell your throwing stars instead of recharging them. You know you're addicted to MapleStory when you try to shop for Onxy Apples at the grocery store.

dawningblade 07/29/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

You know your addicted to MS when you jump off a 50 story sky scraper building, and think you'll only take 30 damage.

Mage207 07/29/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

You know you've played to much Maplestory when you stomp on a mushroom and double punch your dad to get you second job You know you've played to much Maplestory when you lose your job and say I can just make another char

zigzaggy 07/29/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

You're so noob that when you went to a subway, you were wondering which way was to NLC. You're so noob that when you went to Subway (Australian food store i don't know if Americans have it D , you went into their shop and asked where the bubblings were

Zielo 07/29/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

You know your addicted to MapleStory when you bottle tree sap and try to sell it for a hundred dollars.

aznstyles 07/29/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Zielo said: "Heres a really corny one. Why didn't the level 120 priest give the noob some spare mesos? BECAUSE HE WAS A REAL BISH! HAR HAR HAR" it wasnt that funny....

Juse 07/29/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

You Know your addicted to maple when you go to school and you see someone new you say "buddy me"? You Know your addicted to maple that when you go to the fishing and hook a fish up you say"OMFG ITS A PIANUS!@!~"