thread starter JuanGotoh Jul 29 2009
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| I think I am the grossest person on this site. For real. I've asked this before and I never got anyone close. Head to toe. Here we go! My hair is about 2 feet long (guy). I haven't washed it in about 4 days. It smells sort of like tuna. If i scratch my head i get a load of dandruff in my fingernails. Which I eat. My face is covered in zits. Which I pick at and get all bloody. I have giant zits in both of my ears due to not cleaning out the wax. I have no nosehairs left due to habitually picking my nose and eating it. I enjoy the taste. My nose is often bloody. I like that too. My lips are bloody too from ripping off chapped skin with my teeth. There's also spit collecting at the corners of my mouth. Often I lick it off and chew it like bubblegum for a while. I brush my teeth about once every 2 or 3 weeks. I haven't showered in 3 or 4 days, i can't remember. If i scratch my back, I will get my hands covered in hard crusty things from my backne. My armpits reek and I smell terrible. If I rub my chest I can get about a gram of dead skin on my hands. I'm covered in mosquito bites. I have a pet rat. He pees on me a lot and I don't really care nor wash it off. My fingernails are about half an inch long. Its completely black underneath them. Probably from the collection of.. dandruff, boogers, earwax, saliva, backne, etc. It has all the stuff that doesn't get into my mouth. I got a wart on my hand, I chew on it a lot. My crotch has a foul smell, sort of like rotten eggs and old tuna. If I scratch my top pubes I can pull out about 5 or 6 each time. I can't even run a comb through the forest in it. Dried up "stuff" is all over it. There's these wierd bump things all over my pen15. I don't relly know what they are but they are easier to pop than pimples. I have yet to eat what's in them. My balls are always sweating and I itch them an awful lot. I eat the skin that collects on my fingernails as well. When I fart I feel sick to my stomach they are so bad. My legs are hairy and itch a lot. Again probably from lack of showering. My toenails are okay, pretty chipped and completely black, but whatever. God I love summer and not having to worry about hygine for school. So basil, what are your dirty habits, and can you outdo me? |