Stupidest ways to die

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thread starter ramunesin Jul 27 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Like Darwin awards stupid. Post them

demimatsui 07/27/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

wow, lots of masturbation deaths from you guys..pretty creative.

spritefan7 07/27/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

a tire hits you in the face.-dane cook

cloud1117 07/27/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

i was watchen 1000 ways to die and some jap couple died from a heart attack from s3x

Cookies4Me 07/27/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

1000 ways to die . A very sexual girl decided to mass debate with a carrot after noticing a dashing man at the grocery store spraying vegetables with water . Bits of the carrot flew inside her , and made her asplode .

cloud1117 07/27/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

if u were at a nude beach and you got a boner and then a shark jumped up and bit ur c0c off and u died from cryin about losin it

TopMushroom 07/27/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

An eagle dropped a turtle on a bald man's head, mistaking it for a rock. The man died, the turtle survived. The Eagle was dumbfounded.

shaowreaper 07/27/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

In Thailand in the late 1990's and early 2000's there was a fad of sticking an air pump up your rear and pumping. After a long night drinking one of the youths that practiced such methods was dared to use a CO2 pump by his friends so he went to the local gas station and inserted the nozzle, stuck a quarter in and promptly "inflated and popped like a balloon" says a local policeman. One of the local customers commented "I thought there were fire works going off. The police still have yet to find all the pieces.

lidoasianboy 07/27/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

TopMushroom said: "An eagle dropped a turtle on a bald man's head, mistaking it for a rock. The man died, the turtle survived. The Eagle was dumbfounded." I lol'd,

PyritsNoSwiping 07/27/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

xxCyberMagex said: "Oh I was watching 1000 way to die yesterday. I got one. Umm this nymphomanic peeled a carrot and used to as a dildo. She didn't make it smooth enough and somehow something inside her got cut, which allowed air to enter her body and then she died." omg i hate you! i was going to say this!

qwas 07/27/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

cloud1117 said: "if u were at a nude beach and you got a boner and then a shark jumped up and bit ur c0c off and u died from cryin about losin it" lol! "jumped up and bit ur c0c off"

HappyGoLucky 07/27/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

By a spoon.

Fireaznboy 07/27/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

That girl who twittered on her laptop in the bathtub and the guy who suicided because someone told him the ending of one of the harry potter movies

Orchid 07/27/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Fireaznboy said: "That girl who twittered on her laptop in the bathtub and the guy who suicided because someone told him the ending of one of the harry potter movies" I thought the second one was fake.

Fireaznboy 07/27/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Orchid said: " I thought the second one was fake." Even if it is, it's still funny :P

LogicCannon 07/27/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

The majority of these are sexual... and often involving stupid people. Owell lol.