Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs

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thread starter rkirshenbaum851 Jul 26 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Im jewish so i dont understand

safseph 07/26/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

He steals them from bird's nests.

COChaos 07/26/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Why does Pokemon not have poking men? I'm straight so i dont understand

rkirshenbaum851 Jul 26 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Directed toward first poster: Haha good answer

bakoko 07/26/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Because he can and it's free.

IKEA12311 07/26/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

The easter bunny is the head of a large underground human organ/slave/fetus trading network which capitalizes on the low cost of geico insurance for transport. This has resulted in a surplus of money through savings and thus amounted to the sale of millions of eggs to the easter bunny. Now the easter bunny holds a monopoly on the prices of the eggs, and controls the pricing on it at will. Due to this, during the recent stock market crash of 1929, the easter bunny has made a massive amount of money through the massive inflation and deflation of the stock prices of eggs. Still unsatisfied with the profit gained, the easter bunny decided to increase the rarity and cost of eggs by colouring and decorating them with various shapes and colours.

DualWolf 07/26/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

COChaos said: "Why does Pokemon not have poking men? I'm straight so i dont understand" It's Jamaican.

xiCookie101x 07/26/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Because the eggs have chocolate rabbits in them.