ITT: Pretend that you're talking to your parents

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thread starter NerdyMapleGeek Jul 26 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Mom: "You should go to your room and read a book Me: "i'm already reading(on basil)" Mom: "I want you to study so that you can have a wonderful job and future" Me: "Yeah Yeah I know" Mom: "Maybe we can sign you up for some summer classes/activitys or you can go help the church" Me: "Nah i'll pass" Mom: "Well then you better get a job and start supporting yourself so you can move out! Me: "ugh " This sometimes happens daily. How are your conversation with your parents?

AlfaQ 07/26/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

wow u r stupid. respect your parents nub. good luck in community college

iPostForFun 07/26/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

mom: ricky you have to go to barnes and nobles today to read. its summer and you need to do something me:but mom im hanging out with my friends today mom: ok =) read tmr me:ok but can i get some money? im going to watch a movie mom: ok (gives me 30 bucks) thats the convo today during the morning. now i had a great night and im hihghhhhhhhhhhh @_@

DustInTheWind Jul 26 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Me: Hey, I want to go to summer school and get ahead in math but it'll cost $270. Mom: Oh, well we can't swing that. I'll call the school and ask if it's worth it. Me: Okay! 20 minutes later... Me: What'd they say? Mom: They said you should just take honors this year. I mean, we could barely swing it anyway and taking calculus isn't all that important into getting into college. Me: But it could help! Mom: Well, I'm sorry we just can't. IT MUST SUCK TO HAVE PARENTS THAT CARE! PS They have the money.

Omelet 07/26/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

AlfaQ said: "wow u r stupid. respect your parents nub. good luck in community college" No, you. Read the god damned thread. Good luck in jail, because you somehow didn't also read the "Don't steal" signs all around Wal-mart.

jaykay244 07/26/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

"GET OUT OF THIS HOUSE" "k later"

Bramblestar 07/26/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I see my parents when I leave the house and when I get back so I barely talk to them.

LostCause7X 07/26/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Doesn't for me. I help around a community center and read a book every week or something. (I'm that bored)

iiRoxanne 07/26/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Me: "mom, I need ten bucks" Mom: "why?" Me: "I want chips" Mom: "why are chips $10?" Me: "because I want a soda as well." Mom : "chips and a soda?" Me: "and a slice of pizza" mom: "dinner is in an hour. Don't eat so much." Me: "are you callingnme fat? D:< " mom: "..." Mom: "here's $10"

xxSwirl 07/26/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Me: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM. BROTHERS SITTING ON ME AGAIN AND I WANNA GET THIS JACKET Mom: oh crap moms home brb

bromguardian 07/26/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Me: What's for dinner Mom: Whatever I can find in my 1 hundred bagillian cookbooks.

NyteProwleR 07/26/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

mom: (from downstairs)JOOOOOOOOOOSHHHH! me: YEAH? -silence- me: (goes downstiars) yeah mom? mom: ...why...the HELL DIDN'T YOU COME DOWNSTIARS WHEN I CALLED YOU? me: I SAID YEAH! mom: REMEMBER I TOLD YOU TO COME TO ME WHEN I CALL YOU? WHAT WILL ANSWERING DO? me: sorry! What is it? mom: (now very upset) CLEAN YOUR FLIPPIN ROOM AND DON'T MAKE ME GET UPSET. (she makes me clean my room when she's mad at me, but not mad enough to beat me lol) mom: AND BRING ME THE REMOTE. so basically she called me down to get her the remote sitting about 4 meters in front of her.

FrozenInSilver 07/26/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

"hey jake, could you rake leaves?" "yeah, could you give me 10 minutes" "sure" -rakes leaves- "heres 10 dollars, thanks jake" It's pretty decent.

Darkmonkey 07/26/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Me: Mom, can I buy this action figure? Mom: No. Me: Please? Mom: No. Me: Pretty please with a cherry on top? Mom: No. Me: But mooooom, it's limited edition and I really want it! And it's only $22!" Mom: You are a 15 year old teenage boy. You should not be playing with dolls. Me: *mutters* ...it's an action figure.

Spegg 07/26/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Mom: I love you Me: I love you too