Here's a joke - BasilMarket Forum

thread starter omransms Jul 24 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

So there was this old lady, she got in a taxi, and told the driver where to go. So as he was driving, she was gave him peanuts. He said "Oh wow, these taste great!", and later, after giving him more and more peanuts, he asked her "Where do you get these great peanuts from?" and she replies "I'm eating a snickers bar, and since i don't have any teeth to bite, im giving you all the peanuts"

MizMisa 07/24/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Lame joke man. No offense or anything.

FreeSamples 07/24/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Uhh sorry nothing

omransms 07/24/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

MizMisa said: "Lame joke man. No offense or anything." Yea I know, it is kinda lame.

COChaos Jul 24 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

This old couple went to a state fair. There, a pilot was charging $50 to ride in his plane as he did tricks in the air. The old man wanted to get on, but his wife told him, "no, $50 is $50" The next year, the couple went to the fair, and the pilot was there as well. The old man still wanted to ride, but his wife again denied him. "$50 is $50" The next year after that, the couple went to the fair, again, and there was the pilot. the man still wanted to ride, but his wife once again said, "no, $50 is $50" "But, honey, we're so old now. If i don't get on that plane now, I will never be able to do it ever again" "but sweetheart, $50 is $50!" The pilot has heard the same phrase each year from this couple, and decided to give the old couple a break. "If you two can ride thru my tricks without making a sound, it's free of charge" The old couple agreed and got on the plane. Once in the air, the pilot did all his best stunts, nose-dives, spinning the plane, loop-de-loops, everything, but thru out the whole ride, there wasn't a peep to be heard from the old couple. Once they landed, the pilot yelled out to the old couple in the back "you folks sure got quiet up there! like I said, it's free of charge!" The old man answered back, "well, I was going to say something when my wife fell out the window, but $50 is $50." This is a good joke to tell your friends. Why do you all suck at telling jokes?

xxSwirl 07/24/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

COChaos said: "This old couple went to a state fair. There, a pilot was charging $50 to ride in his plane as he did tricks in the air. The old man wanted to get on, but his wife told him, "no, $50 is $50" The next year, the couple went to the fair, and the pilot was there as well. The old man still wanted to ride, but his wife again denied him. "$50 is $50" The next year after that, the couple went to the fair, again, and there was the pilot. the man still wanted to ride, but his wife once again said, "no, $50 is $50" "But, honey, we're so old now. If i don't get on that plane now, I will never be able to do it ever again" "but sweetheart, $50 is $50!" The pilot has heard the same phrase each year from this couple, and decided to give the old couple a break. "If you two can ride thru my tricks without making a sound, it's free of charge" The old couple agreed and got on the plane. Once in the air, the pilot did all his best stunts, nose-dives, spinning the plane, loop-de-loops, everything, but thru out the whole ride, there wasn't a peep to be heard from the old couple. Once they landed, the pilot yelled out to the old couple in the back "you folks sure got quiet up there! like I said, it's free of charge!" The old man answered back, "well, I was going to say something when my wife fell out the window, but $50 is $50." This is a good joke to tell your friends. Why do you all suck at telling jokes? " ....

omransms 07/24/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

COChaos said: "This old couple went to a state fair. There, a pilot was charging $50 to ride in his plane as he did tricks in the air. The old man wanted to get on, but his wife told him, "no, $50 is $50" The next year, the couple went to the fair, and the pilot was there as well. The old man still wanted to ride, but his wife again denied him. "$50 is $50" The next year after that, the couple went to the fair, again, and there was the pilot. the man still wanted to ride, but his wife once again said, "no, $50 is $50" "But, honey, we're so old now. If i don't get on that plane now, I will never be able to do it ever again" "but sweetheart, $50 is $50!" The pilot has heard the same phrase each year from this couple, and decided to give the old couple a break. "If you two can ride thru my tricks without making a sound, it's free of charge" The old couple agreed and got on the plane. Once in the air, the pilot did all his best stunts, nose-dives, spinning the plane, loop-de-loops, everything, but thru out the whole ride, there wasn't a peep to be heard from the old couple. Once they landed, the pilot yelled out to the old couple in the back "you folks sure got quiet up there! like I said, it's free of charge!" The old man answered back, "well, I was going to say something when my wife fell out the window, but $50 is $50." This is a good joke to tell your friends. Why do you all suck at telling jokes? " LOL! that was.. GUD1

stefan812 07/24/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

COChaos said: "This old couple went to a state fair. There, a pilot was charging $50 to ride in his plane as he did tricks in the air. The old man wanted to get on, but his wife told him, "no, $50 is $50" The next year, the couple went to the fair, and the pilot was there as well. The old man still wanted to ride, but his wife again denied him. "$50 is $50" The next year after that, the couple went to the fair, again, and there was the pilot. the man still wanted to ride, but his wife once again said, "no, $50 is $50" "But, honey, we're so old now. If i don't get on that plane now, I will never be able to do it ever again" "but sweetheart, $50 is $50!" The pilot has heard the same phrase each year from this couple, and decided to give the old couple a break. "If you two can ride thru my tricks without making a sound, it's free of charge" The old couple agreed and got on the plane. Once in the air, the pilot did all his best stunts, nose-dives, spinning the plane, loop-de-loops, everything, but thru out the whole ride, there wasn't a peep to be heard from the old couple. Once they landed, the pilot yelled out to the old couple in the back "you folks sure got quiet up there! like I said, it's free of charge!" The old man answered back, "well, I was going to say something when my wife fell out the window, but $50 is $50." This is a good joke to tell your friends. Why do you all suck at telling jokes? " Lol

solbluefire 07/24/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

that's friggin' gross.. I've heard some similar things before.. still ... gross.

BUYFROMMECHECP 07/24/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

50 makes no sense

MizMisa 07/24/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I don't know why we suck at joke telling COChaos, but damn, that was a mighty good joke D:

originaldude 07/24/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

COChaos said: "This old couple went to a state fair. There, a pilot was charging $50 to ride in his plane as he did tricks in the air. The old man wanted to get on, but his wife told him, "no, $50 is $50" The next year, the couple went to the fair, and the pilot was there as well. The old man still wanted to ride, but his wife again denied him. "$50 is $50" The next year after that, the couple went to the fair, again, and there was the pilot. the man still wanted to ride, but his wife once again said, "no, $50 is $50" "But, honey, we're so old now. If i don't get on that plane now, I will never be able to do it ever again" "but sweetheart, $50 is $50!" The pilot has heard the same phrase each year from this couple, and decided to give the old couple a break. "If you two can ride thru my tricks without making a sound, it's free of charge" The old couple agreed and got on the plane. Once in the air, the pilot did all his best stunts, nose-dives, spinning the plane, loop-de-loops, everything, but thru out the whole ride, there wasn't a peep to be heard from the old couple. Once they landed, the pilot yelled out to the old couple in the back "you folks sure got quiet up there! like I said, it's free of charge!" The old man answered back, "well, I was going to say something when my wife fell out the window, but $50 is $50." This is a good joke to tell your friends. Why do you all suck at telling jokes? " I just had an Idea! Bayzil TV: Comedy Night!

GyldenDaggry 07/24/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

So one day a couple wanted to ride in one of those open-air (you know, without the roof, so your head and face feels the wind) airplanes. The pilot was nearly booked for the whole day, but he told the couple, "If you both be SILENT during the flight, I'll let you ride in the plane." The couple agreed to this condition. So, after a while in the air, the pilot tells the couple that they were doing really well at being quiet, and thanked them. The husband said "Thanks, but you almost had me when my wife fell out of the plane!" ._.

raphisag 07/24/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

So getting banned for this A little girl wrote to Sarah Palin asking, "How did the human race start?". Sarah Palin answered, "God made Adam and Eve, they had children and all mankind was made." THe next day the little girl wrote to michelle obama and asked the same question. Michelle obama answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys in africa from which the human race evolved." The confused girl went to her father and asked, "How come Sarah Palin told me that mankind was created by God, and michelle obama told me mankind evolved from monkeys?" Her father answers, "Well, it's very simple . . . Sarah Palin told you about her ancestors, and michelle obama told you about hers!"

FreeSamples 07/24/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

originaldude said: " I just had an Idea! Bayzil TV: Comedy Night!" Oh that's nice. You could like show stand up's and stuffs that are funny..