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thread starter MatTruck Jul 24 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Everyone tell their best Joke. maybe I'll pick a winner and give a prize. IDK yet, but anyway, show Basil what you've got! Here's mine: Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill [o.O] sorry i know its horrible.

theory 07/24/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Yea it's horrible. Way to kill the mood.

COChaos 07/24/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Yeah, I agree, that was horribly unfunny.

MrMoogles 07/24/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I'm Jewish.

CrownedSorrow 07/24/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall? To see whats on the other side!

FD17 07/24/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

MrMoogles said: "I'm Jewish." haha

MatTruck 07/24/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

MrMoogles said: "I'm Jewish." Sucks to be you. JUST KIDDING! I'm so sorry. it was just opportunity was knocking, you had to answer the door.

ElQuarantine 07/24/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

"My dog Minton keeps eating all of my shuttlecocks!" "Bad Minton!"

SpainLord 07/24/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

uhh how many french men does it take to screw in a light bulb? doesnt matter, if ur relying on the french to do the job its already screwed i find this really funny btw i didnt think of this joke

yeshi162 07/24/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Well around here a while ago a kid ran away and died cause his parents took away his 360 (loser right?) and he fell out of a tree and died Jokes bellow: What was *insert kids name here* Favourite game? Fallout Tree (He played FPS' and stuff I know they are mean I didn't make EM) Why couldn't they find *Kid*? He had Camouflage on (from CoD WaW)

Fafafa 07/24/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

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MatTruck 07/24/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Golf and Public Restrooms 10. Keep your back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart. 9. Form a loose grip. 8. Keep your head down. 7. Avoid a quick backswing. 6. Stay out of the water. 5. Try not to hit anybody. 4. If you are taking too long, you should let others go ahead of you. 3. You shouldn't stand directly in front of others. 2. Be quiet while others are about to go. 1. Keep strokes to a minimum.

iFelix 07/24/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

alchemy10 Jul 24 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

This is better as a verbal joke, so read it out loud to really understand it. I swear it isn't like "I am sofa king we todd did". What's the best part of having sex with 26 year-olds? There's 20 of em.

yeshi162 07/24/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

MatTruck said: "Golf and Public Restrooms 10. Keep your back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart. 9. Form a loose grip. 8. Keep your head down. 7. Avoid a quick backswing. 6. Stay out of the water. 5. Try not to hit anybody. 4. If you are taking too long, you should let others go ahead of you. 3. You shouldn't stand directly in front of others. 2. Be quiet while others are about to go. 1. Keep strokes to a minimum." This.