I might be able to get my arms around a female.

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thread starter ICantKs Jul 24 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

So there's this girl comin' to town real soon. She's going to the nearby University and I'm the only one she knows in this city. She just asked me to drive her around the city when she comes here. AND WE ALL KNOW WHAT FRIENDLY CAR RIDES GET.. HUGS. LOTS OF THEM. SHE'LL BE HUGGING ME.. I'LL BE HUGGING HER.. SHE'LL GIVE ME A FRIENDLY KISS ON THE CHEEK. OH YEAH SHE'S 20 AND IM 16! SCORE, BABY!

CrownedSorrow 07/24/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Don't forget to use protection.

Spork Jul 24 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I think that if you have sex it's illegal, because she's older than 18 and you aren't.

COChaos 07/24/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Being who you are, I guess it's the most you'll ever get.

ICantKs 07/24/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Spork said: "I think that if you sex it's illegal." On my behalf or hers?

ElQuarantine 07/24/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

How did you learn to drive?

KiRbY 07/24/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Fail! QQ! I'm going to guess 2 hugs

MrMoogles 07/24/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Squeeze her hard.

yeshi162 07/24/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Remember to use the back seat.

ZxHadesxZ 07/24/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Also remember to clean up after you finish.

PanguLand 07/24/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Cody. No one loves you. You horny teen.

theory 07/24/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Congratulations. Practice on your mother before you go. No one likes a noob.

Shaden555 07/24/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

No glove no love brah. Most important thing you will ever learn.

Geno98 07/24/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Spork said: "I think that if you have sex it's illegal, because she's older than 18 and you aren't." It depends on the state, the legal age in massachusetts is 16, I think.

FD17 07/24/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Don't you need a parent to drive around with you since you're only 16.