My friends teacher caught my friend masturbating.

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thread starter influenza Jul 24 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Ok so my friend (we'll call him Jake) is a pretty cool guy and he has a girlfriend and is popular. Now you may be thinking lol its summer. Well he had summer school. He told me that he made out with his girlfriend (we'll call her Jan) and that afterwards he went to masturbate before his next class. His teacher mr.James went into the bathroom and saw a stall was slightly open and he went in and saw him....ya know. His teacher is a very nervous man and re ran to the class and hysterically told them what he saw accidentally according to what my friends teacher told my friend "Jake". Now he's too embarrassed to go attend the rest of summer school but he will have to repeat the 10th grade if he doesn't. What should I say to him .

ScaniaSin 07/24/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em!

OmgPanda 07/24/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Tell him he's an idiot. No wonder he's stuck in summer school.

PiratesGold 07/24/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Laugh. Point at laugh till your throat gets sore.

thisaintcool 07/24/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Go to summer school, a teacher shouldn't be poking his business in where it doesn't belong. Especially in a bathroom. >.>

ElQuarantine 07/24/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Tell him to go back to Imagination Land.

tunaonshoe 07/24/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Get the girl to have sex with him to get rid of his anxiety

starzRdeadly 07/24/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Be serious. Walk up to him, and look him in the eyes. Take a deep breath, in slowly, out slowly, and tell him.... " LOL "

Howiey 07/24/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

He was just shaking it dry :P

VolkeBandit 07/24/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Lol. Why would you whack the sack in school.... even more or so.. at all?

xGrandpaChug 07/24/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

OmgPanda said: "Tell him he's an idiot. No wonder he's stuck in summer school." Because only stupid people take summer school.

SaikiTou 07/24/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Lie till he can't lie no mo. Teacher didn't see nuthin.

ericboi94 07/24/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Well every other guy in school is doing it, it's just that they haven't been caught doing it. Tell him to deal with it, keep it in his pants, and learn to not care so much about other people's judgments.

lilmidgitz 07/24/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

OmgPanda said: "Tell him he's an idiot. No wonder he's stuck in summer school." lol

Wrath 07/24/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Are you Jake?