Pokemon, explained.
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thread starter TheUltimaSin Jul 24 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
Of course I did'nt write this, and neverf claimed to. I simply thought it would be a good read. Also, I'm assuming most of you didn't read it, espicially the LOL U DIDNT RITE THIS!11 types. Did one ever know the reason why the pacing and story development change after Ash was hit by lightning in the beginning episodes? How Ash and his world were relatively normal until after the incident? I have a theory. The accident with the bike put Ash in a coma. Days later he was found and was hurried to the hospital and treated with heavy medications. This is why Team Rocket became less menacing. The medication took effect and stabilized his coma dreams, instead of being terrifying, they became idyllic, and he's able to live out his Pok�mon master fantasies. If one had noticed, the early episodes of Pok�mon were of amazing quality. The rest of the series is just the results of his subconscious mind fulfilling his desires, as well as attempting to escape them. Should Ash realize he's in a coma, he would wake up, but suffer brain damage. So he has to take down all his mental barriers one by one until he can come to grips with what he is and escape his coma. This explains why he doesn't change much physically. Also, the worldwide socialism can be explained if you once again realize that this is a dream world; he thought up a safe system of government that would run smoothly and keeps the world going allowing his adventures to work like they do. It also explains a few other things, such as how a child can go off on his own in a world full of dangerous untamed animals, and why every Pok�mon center has the same exact nurse. Joy and Jenny he knew from his hometown, and they act as a safety net or anchor, allowing him to feel safe no matter where he goes. The professors, like the Joy's and Jenny's represent stability, and ash's ideals. This is why Gary became a professor. It's also the reason that every time he enters a new region, virtually no one has heard of him, despite his conquests, and why Giovanni leads Team Rocket. How could Paul, the rival of the Sinnoh area, not know of someone who has placed in at least the top 16 of all three leagues and has destroyed the Orange league and Battle Frontier? Ash�s travelling partners are actually aspects of himself he can enjoy, but doesn't like to associate with himself. Team Rocket are his qualities that he deems "negative", but is coming to terms with. Jesse and James want to appease Giovanni, Ash's Father. Meowth especially wants to appease him because he remembers the good times with Giovanni. This Places meowth in a category known as ash's (corrupted) innocence, and another fragment of ash's humanity. If you note that meowth can speak this quickly becomes apparrent. In fact the whole reason for meowth's speech is so he can help Ash accept Team rocket as part of himself eventually. Brock is Ash's repressed sexuality. He fell into the coma a virgin and needed an outlet for his growing sexual frustrations. Since he ca
TheUltimaSin Jul 24 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
tunaonshoe said: "Now explain Twilight" Typical forbidden love story Chick likes guy that she could generally never be with, and the guy 'likes' her back. Guy doesnt actually like her, he just manipulates her because he's better looking and "hardcore", getting her into all kinds of strange and equally lame situations. [/spoiler lolol] Dude's a gay vampire rip off, and sparkle's in the sun. [/end spoiler] Short summary Chicks can be easily manipulated by hot guy vampires.
tunaonshoe 07/24/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
Now explain Einsteins string theory.
strongdude 07/24/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
Lol too much to read. Cool though.
BattleShipsAHOY 07/24/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
Mudkip said: "This copypasta is stale, waiter." This.
abnotsu 07/24/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
If you wrote this yourself I would be impressed, but noooooo.
xGrandpaChug 07/24/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
xGrandpaChugEinstein string theory = explains everything. everythings made of the same stuff.
bromguardian 07/24/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
You uncreative noob, you stole that.
TheUltimaSin 07/24/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
tunaonshoe said: "Now explain Einsteins string theory." Many detractors criticize string theory as it has not provided quantitative experimental predictions. Like any other quantum theory of gravity, it is widely believed that testing the theory directly would require prohibitively expensive feats of engineering. Whether there are stringent indirect tests of the theory is unknown. Therofore, I do not need to explain endless possibilities of things that we cannot understand.
Legiter 07/24/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
Wall of text
TheUltimaSin 07/25/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
Legiter said: "Wall of text" lrn2read
ramunesin 07/25/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
This is so old.
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