thread starter tamnotdatcool Jul 24 2009
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| How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice- can I get your number? Hi. I don�t want to try to use some clever pick up line, so can I buy you a drink? Here i will make things easy. I�ll give you my phone and i�ll call you. I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me? Hi. I just wanted to say I think you are really pretty, and I�d like to buy you a drink. When you look into the mirror holding up a dozen roses, you see the 13 most beautiful things in the world. I�m feeling kind of insecure right now. Could I have a hug? Can i get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist? Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes. Excuse me can I borrow your cell? it is an emergency. My mom told me to giver her a call the first time I fell in love. Does your watch have a second hand? I want to know how long it took for me to fall in love with you. Let�s make like a fabric softener and snuggle. Is your dad a thief or something? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes! I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips. I think I need to call heaven because they�ve lost one of their angels. You look like my first wife. And I�ve never been married. Hello, I�m a thief, and I�m here to steal your heart. Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back. I dropped a tear in the ocean, the day I find it is the day I�ll stop loving you. If beauty were sunlight, you�d shine from a million light-years away. If beauty were time, you�d be an eternity. If beauty were water you�d be the ocean. If a star fell for every time I�ll think of you, the sky would soon be empty. I think you�ve got something in your eye. Oh never mind, it�s just a sparkle. Oh, that�s why the sky is so gray today. All the blue is in your eyes. I don�t know how to say this but I think you have stolen my heart. i must be a snowflake because I�m falling for u. Do you like bananas or blueberries? I wanna know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning. I�m a thief, and I�m here to steal your heart. I�d walk a million miles for one of your smiles. When I marry I wonder if God will be mad that I stole one of his angels. Hi. You must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet! I would say God bless you but it looks like He already did. Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I�ve been searching for! Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk past you again? If I followed you home, would you keep me? What time do you have to be back in heaven? If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? If beauty were a grain of sand, you�d be a million beaches. You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family. If I had a garden I�d put your tulips and my tulips together. My neck hurts. Because a |
