I need revenge on him!
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thread starter MatTruck Jul 22 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
HELP ME! my brother just shaved half of my hair off while I was sleeping! I need help in deciding what to do to that little ********************************************************************** I shaved the rest of my hair off because I dont want to look too demented. Please help me with what to do to him!
KingOfHyrule Jul 22 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
Make him a sammich
ShuraiPu 07/22/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
Draw a detailed cock on the back of his neck with permenant marker or something.
McLovin 07/22/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
MatTruck said: " Where can I get my hands on that stuff? and at standknight What pubes?" Don't ask me. I think you can buy it off the internet, or like. Steal it from your local colleges chemistry lab....
GreenChocobo 07/22/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
Trim your pubes. Put them in his mouth when he's sleeping.
HapaCB 07/22/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
Put super glue in his hair when he's sleeping
Jarmar123 07/22/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
Shave his eyebrows, people will sense something odd at first but they won't know what's up. He'll just look crazy.
MatTruck 07/22/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
I was thinking, from all the advice im getting, that I'll shave off his eyebrows, and do the shaving cream/feather trick, except for shaving cream, use super glue
Skulliez 07/22/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
get super glue and glue his genitals to his face
megabob10 07/22/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
Cut off your pubes and glue them onto his face to make it into a beard+stache combo, tell him he's growing up.
xknight1001 07/22/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
McLovin said: "While he is sleeping pour sulfur acid on his face!" And thus, Scarface was born.
roxyboom 07/22/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
Squirt ketchup into his shoes. Pour a bunch of tabasco sauce into his mouth at night. Idkk. o-o; Connect his eyebrows with a Sharpie to make a unibrow Pour Tabasco sauce into his shampoo bottle/aftershave.
MatTruck 07/22/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
IVE GOT IT! I'm gonna put tabasco sauce in his eye drops XD
ShuraiPu 07/22/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
Superglue his hand to his cock.
fairlight 07/22/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
Awww, don't hurt him Dx
PoeticDemise 07/22/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
MatTruck said: "IVE GOT IT! I'm gonna put tabasco sauce in his eye drops XD" Ounch
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