one of my most righteous days ever, brah

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thread starter Kahuna Jul 21 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

so im at the beach with a few of my mates and we're wreckin the waves. all of a sudden these few beach babes come up and are ALL over me, like seriously brah. so i give one to each of my mates and take two for myself, i mean these girls were crazy hot. i took my two to the smoothie bar and bought each of them a mango melon and myself a pina colada. we went wake boarding for a little until these two little newbies come up to me and try to start beef. so i had to protect my two girls right? i challenge these newbs to a surfing contest. on the big kahuna . i obviously cut slits into their boards with some shells i took of my necklace and one it. i didnt have to cheat but i believe it was to make sure i can win this so i can get some tonight. they started crying and i kicked sand at them and told them to never come to my beach again. any other punks who has beef with me come to the shores of north maui(surfer love brah) and get yo board on, brah. id continue my story but my babes are calling for me since they just finished soapin mah board. told them id give em a treat if ya no what i mean. Peace, brah. man this site is so lame i have a post limit. ill just keep editing this. and brah who says wakiki beach, thats a kiddie beach.

TwentyFour 07/21/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Kahuna said: "so wait, you guys think im a fake,brah? wat a bunch of nerds" you da mang, brah.

ieatfart Jul 21 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Kahuna said: " guys, dont be jealous. i know atleast half of you are too fat to even ride a board, not even mentioning wreckin waves " Nahh, Brah, I surf all the time. Too bad, Malibu beach doesn't have waves like you (in Hawaii), brah . I like surfing in Waikiki Beach, brah .

smockingbomb 07/21/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Kahuna said: "so wait, you guys think im a fake,brah? wat a bunch of nerds" lol you're calling us nerds and your busy posting your "righteous" story on basil, as these babes are supposedly waiting for you. Yeah, of course we're gonna believe you. Brah ~_~

qwas Jul 21 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Kahuna said: "guys, dont be jealous. i know atleast half of you are too fat to even ride a board, not even mentioning wreckin waves" how can i be jealous if i don't know what a kanaha is? or that thing u just said editeditedit dam spelled it wrong kahuna >.< u have to admit i was close

AshunGirlie 07/21/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

nowaii, brah.

Argent 07/21/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Kahuna said: "guys, dont be jealous. i know atleast half of you are too fat to even ride a board, not even mentioning wreckin waves EDIT: all i wanted to do was give you brahs a little sample of what it is to not have your computer taped to your side everyday, brahs." sick story brah. It's obviously true, brah.

Jinxiy 07/21/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

kitemasta 07/21/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Why'd you kick sand in my face?

devino 07/21/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

ICantKs said: "Ohana means family." This seriously made me laugh so hard.

TheGodfather 07/21/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

wow thats so stupid.. Skater 4 Life

LogicCannon 07/21/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

devino said: " This seriously made me laugh so hard." SUPERLOL.

FEEL 07/21/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

ICantKs said: "Ohana means family." lollolol

Kahuna 07/22/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

i expected for you fat chubby nerds to make up some inside joke,brah. lets try not to keep jokes inside and say it to my face, losers

MultipleAct2324 07/22/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I think its so cool to kick sand.

GreenChocobo 07/22/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Lol, Texans surfing.