The Rodoner story

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thread starter RJustice Jul 20 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

This is a true story, so read it all. Rodoner was a Philippine boy born in the Philippines. He couldn't stand looking like every single person there, and his dad got a job in Florida so he moved to Florida. At the age of 12, he heard Chris Brown's awesome music. He sat on limewire all night long downloading CB's songs and listening to them. He was a true fan. In his 7th grade summer vacation, his mom put him in tap dancing lessons for lack of a better activity. The craze grew....the maddness....the insanity...the Rihanna....and he started tap dancing to Yo! In a talent competition held in November 2008, he got 9th prize for 'trying' to dance. His uncle gave him an old computer as a Christmas gift that year. You see, Rodoner had an interest in buying soccer gear from Brazil, so he went on google and typed in 'brasil market buy/sell' and our dear friend Google gave him this dreaded place. Rodoner became the happiest camper on the site, because he found it as a venue to flaunt his tap dancing skills. Out of the impressed, I was one of the first. Now, Rodoner flies down to India twice a year for two weeks at a time to give me tap dancing lessons free of cost. After discussing with him, we decided to try Soulja Boi this year as it makes our feet twitch and ears burst while listening to it. It's a real challenge. Oh yeah, and Mr. Basil got impressed too and made him a mod. Have you ever wondered what's under his hat? Have you ever wondered why he is on basil 24/7? Have you ever wondered how his hat is HUGE? Even if you haven't, put the pieces together...there's a laptop under his hat *dun dun dun* *Going to school be back in like 4 (exam day)

GodsWarning 07/20/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Can't talk about basilers, but A+ for story.

RJustice 07/20/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

GodsWarning said: "Can't talk about basilers, but A+ for story." We can as long as we aren't attacking them. The rule got changed

luckywiz 07/20/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

lol i dont care if this is true, i lol at this.

VMIT 07/20/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

and he is secretly the black power ranger

Lousario 07/20/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Wasn't Rodoner, the kid who killed 12 twelve people just by tap dancing? I heard it was because his shoe fell off and it hit the stage lights and it fell.

RJustice 07/20/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Lousario said: "Wasn't Rodoner, the kid who killed 12 twelve people just by tap dancing? I heard it was because his shoe fell off and it hit the stage lights and it fell." Yeah but he got let off as a minor and the deat of those people went under 'freak accident' so Rodoner isn't in Juvi right now

lilbabyviet 07/20/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

What is this? Is my life a lie! What else have you been hiding from me? You're not actually indian are you!

Doomsday777 Jul 20 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Rodoner likes men. He told me himself. :X *flees in fear of the banhammer* NOTICE: This is not a serious post. Jesus.

jointed 07/20/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Filipino* ?

Hollister 07/20/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Doomsday777 said: "Rodoner likes men. He told me himself. :X *flees in fear of the banhammer*" And what is wrong with that?

Doomsday777 07/20/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Hollister said: " And what is wrong with that?" He's deep in the closet. Though I should probably make it more obvious that I'm joking. One second, editing my post.

PhillyFresh 07/20/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Hollister said: " And what is wrong with that?" http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff52/verdemela/Cat%20Macros/shun-the-non-believer.jpg

yeshi162 07/20/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Honestly and I don't know why, this touched me, Rodoner is one of my Basil idols for sure.

rodoner Jul 20 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

What? I'm straight Dooms... *beats up* Sadly.. most of this is true. Chris Brown. Yes. I also tap dance with Puneet.